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hobie16 wrote:Boiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg

My cats do this whenever the wife and I go out to the garage to smoke.

Alcohol and Yoga. Same results.

Research confirms that drinking alcohol gives you the same benefits yoga does:

Savasana
Position of total relaxation.



Balasana
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.



Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs..



Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.



Halasana
Excellent for back pain and insomnia



Dolphin
Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.



Salambhasana
Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.



Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles.


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I bet Darph will be making giant sized posters. :D:

hobie16 wrote:I bet Darph will be making giant sized posters. :D:

Thanks a lot hobie. :mad: (so much for everyones Christmas suprise) :(

darph nader wrote:Thanks a lot hobie. :mad: (so much for everyones Christmas suprise) :(

just shows that ya got to be in good shape to engage in professional drinking!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:just shows that ya got to be in good shape to engage in professional drinking!

Yes sir,,,I could watch that gal all day. ;)

Methane is your friend.


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