Stupid Guest Tricks

We don't need no stinkin fastpass, and headed off on her Segway to find Churchy, grabbing the stack of NSA coupons as she went by Wallaby. Yelling....

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Yelling....

I'll assume he's saying it's me yelling

"Well, my kilt will fly up, but I'll try."

Wombat, amazed and slightly mentally scarred at what Wallaby had just said,

"Hey,aren't you supposed to wear underwear???"
At the same moment,AZ Game and Fish stocked fresh Trout at,,,,,,,

Crater Lake, because their GPS devices were not working properly. The new fish, swimming around in the wrong state, said...

We swam and we swam right over the dam, and ended up in...

whatever river whatever dam at Crater Lake spills into. Wallaby was scared now, because...

The fish were singing "Boop Boop Bitta bottom wadda chew" As they swam, and Yelled at Churchy, who was still on the Segway as she was yelling......

"Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener I'd be worrying about being pissed on!"

Everyone stopped and looked at Churchy, and all the SG's started chanting that great line from Life of Brian, ...

"I'm Brian and my wife is too, I'm Brian and my wife is too." After chanting for what seemed like hours, everyone was Brian and so were their wives. Sooooo...

...Polar saw all that was happening and thought to himself, "What happened to SG stories on this site?" As if on cue, a group of Esssss Geeees emerged from the depths of Crater Lake (which is no small trick given that Crater Lake is the deepest lake in the United States -- source: Wikipedia), throwing the wheels from their heelies and shouting...