Stupid Guest Tricks

I have messed up a couple of times on book. This one time when I got to the 3 little pigs I said " the third house is made of wolf proof Pr**ks". Then called alice's house london park. I had a group one time where I forgot what Toad hall was called and said "straight ahead is Hugh Hefners house" the adults started to laugh, a child said "thats toad hall you dork." I also said one time when I first started to work on Tarzans treehouse "For people to watch out for Simba." The girl who bumped me up to the bridge started to laugh.

well its not disney, but i do a boat spiel for the alcatraz night tour we go round the island and i point out stuff round the bay area, i wish we could incorporate jokes buts theres nothin that humorous about it.... :(

on the plus side there was one time where my coworker mis pronounced life preserver and said "...there are life perverter located on the first and second decks..."

another coworker likes to give his spiels with his eyes closed he scrunches up his face and takes into the microphone the strange thing is he knows were everything is and its timed to the minute, so one typical foggy san francscio day he starts out his spiel..."and to the left you can see the golden gate bridge..." towards the end of the speil he opens his eyes and realizes you couldnt see a bloody thing; everything was totally blanketed in fog...

:D:

The tram speil (don't know who started it)..

Please lower your head and watch your step, if you dont lower your head please lower your voice there are children present.

I always enjoy saying...

you are currently riding _____ tram and you are parked in ____ parking. please take a _______ tram if you want to find your car tonight!

a few days ago I started doing:

Stare at the portraits
filled with dread and gloom
drag your bodies
to the dead center of the room.

Well. I know what I'll do to scare someone when I go to HM from now on...Recite the spiel along with them.

Alot of the CPs like to say over at Coaster:
Reach Up
Pull Down
Put Your Bags Right on the Ground

To which I give my trademark remark of: Shut up (Its in the way I say it)

Well. I know what I'll do to scare someone when I go to HM from now on...Recite the spiel along with them.

That just makes us mad :twisted:

Some little kid shouted out "dead center of the room" while I was spieling. I stared at him the entire time, opened the door, and quickly moved down to his height and stared while the lights were out. When they came back up, I've never seen a kid's eyes get so big.

Normally, I don't scare children but when you mess with my spiel, you're calling forth the demons.

mentu wrote:Normally, I don't scare children but when you mess with my spiel, you're calling forth the demons.

Before they gave us new carpet the inner section was dark and the light part was the perimeter (now its in reverse) when a guess messed with my spiel I would say "Please drag your bodies away from the walls and lay them to rest on the darkside of the carpert" (approved WDI speil too!) On bats day the goths all got mad at me cause I did the "wrong" speil. Its my spiel next time don't mess with it and you'll hear what you want to hear.

Some of the things I've been saying at Dumbo, I'm surprised I haven't been talked to yet.
"Welcome back Dumbo pilots! Please gather all your belongings, watch your step and exit out the nearest blue exit gate. They're blue, they have the word exit on them and if you push on them, they'll open! Thanks for flying with Dumbo, where every trip's a round one." This is usually followed by a sing songy "push push push, push on the gate" as guests stare blankly at said gate.

schunoko wrote:Some of the things I've been saying at Dumbo, I'm surprised I haven't been talked to yet.
"Welcome back Dumbo pilots! Please gather all your belongings, watch your step and exit out the nearest blue exit gate. They're blue, they have the word exit on them and if you push on them, they'll open! Thanks for flying with Dumbo, where every trip's a round one." This is usually followed by a sing songy "push push push, push on the gate" as guests stare blankly at said gate.

I go the same way with out "the exit gates that says 'EXIT' on them" on Astro. LOL: "Welcome back pilot, please watch your step as you disembark from your rocket and follow the navgation arrows to your nearest escape hatch and thank you for flying with us on the Astro Orbitor, where it's always a round trip!!!"

Guess this is a good place to start...I'm at Cedar Point on Diasaster and hears a spiel for you..
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Welcome to Dispatch Master Transport. Please walk carefully to your shuttle, two riders per seat, and single riders slide to your left and double up wherever possible. Once seated reach forward and pull down on your black lap bar so it covers both your knees (not one, not three, but two). Please secure any and all loose or valuable items as Cedar Point cannot and will not be held responsible for anything lost or damaged during your flight. Keep those hands and arms down and inside your shuttle at all times (for exactly the same reason) this is for your safety. So Sit up right, Hang on Tight, and Enjoy your Flight..To Alaska.

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Welcome to Alaska, please raise your arms as your lap bars are being released. Exit Carefully to your left and down the stairs towards the Space Spiral. Thank you and enjoy the rest of your day at Cedar Point America's Rockin' Roller Coast.

and if I'm in a good mood I say this at unload....

Welcome to Alaska, Raise those hands up high and wait for the lap bar to arise. [really quickly now] Exit to your left, make a right, make a left, make a right, go down a flight of stairs, make a left, make a left, go down a flight of stairs, and follow that path to the right to the midway..thank you and enjoy the rest of your stay at Cedar Point, America's rip roarin, hip hoppin, Rockin Buttered Toast.