Are guests getting dumber?

[Zazu]

And wearing their Official FBI-Certified tinfoil hat (with grounding strap).

Is that heavy duty freezer tinfoil or the regular kind?

That would depend on whether the aliens you're being observed by are from a hot planet or a cold planet, wouldn't it? Duh!

[Pinoy_Stitch_84]

Indeed they are...here are some instance I had during my first few months at Disney World

SGT: Para entrar aqui?
CM: Si
SGT: Thank you!
CM: (to himself) Wait a minute, weren't you just speaking Spanish? Oh no, do not tell me you were speaking Spanglish.

SGT: Habla espanol?
CM: Si senora, que necesitas?
SGT: Okay, so is this the Fast Pass Lane?
CM: (thinking to himself) Hello, I'm standing underneath the sign that says "Fast Pass Return." And why did you ask me if I spoke Spanish when you're not using it anyway?

CM: How many people in your party?
SGT: huh? que dice? no speak English. Blah blah blah!
CM asks the question several more times
SGT finally gives a number of people in their party :duh:

[Cranbiz]

Had one last night.

SG a young male decides to go swimming in the castle moat. Another guest spots him and reports him, security is called and chases him thru the park. SG then thinks he has eluded security and hops on a bus to Music.

Of course, SG doesn't think that we know how to use the radio!

Coordinator puts out a call to all of us MK drivers, with a description and adds the SG is soaking wet! (like we are not going to notice) Driver calls in that he is on the bus (wasn't mine but I was going to Movies on that run), slows down so that security can greet him at Music.

Last I saw was 2 security cars and an Orange County sheriff at Music and the SG in silver bracelets.

[joanna71985]

The guest went IN the moat?! Wow, that's a first for me. How stupid.

[SueOKW]

Had one last night.

SG a young male decides to go swimming in the castle moat. Another guest spots him and reports him, security is called and chases him thru the park. SG then thinks he has eluded security and hops on a bus to Music.

Of course, SG doesn't think that we know how to use the radio!

Coordinator puts out a call to all of us MK drivers, with a description and adds the SG is soaking wet! (like we are not going to notice) Driver calls in that he is on the bus (wasn't mine but I was going to Movies on that run), slows down so that security can greet him at Music.

Last I saw was 2 security cars and an Orange County sheriff at Music and the SG in silver bracelets.

I missed all the fun!! :mad:

[mechurchlady]

"Is that real?" is my favorite line from SGs. I heard that at a campfire in DL and about the Christmas tree. Are the ducks real in Rivers of America?

DL would have snow falling from the sky at the end of fireworks. It was fake snow but there would be guests with their mouth open trying to catch snowflakes.

Some guests do not understand that water in rides can be unsanitary or that sticking you hand between a boat and the edge to splash water can get your fingers smashed.

[drcorey]

Had one last night.

SG a young male decides to go swimming in the castle moat. Another guest spots him and reports him, security is called and chases him thru the park. SG then thinks he has eluded security and hops on a bus to Music.

Of course, SG doesn't think that we know how to use the radio!

Coordinator puts out a call to all of us MK drivers, with a description and adds the SG is soaking wet! (like we are not going to notice) Driver calls in that he is on the bus (wasn't mine but I was going to Movies on that run), slows down so that security can greet him at Music.

Last I saw was 2 security cars and an Orange County sheriff at Music and the SG in silver bracelets.

funny, I know someone who spent the night in the MK and was never caught. man, it was hard to sleep in those bushes untill
they turned off that stupid wolf sound track near the HM.
but thats for another story...

[hobie16]

SG a young male decides to go swimming in the castle moat.

There has to be a "Hey, watch this!" somewhere in the story.

[hobie16]

funny, I know someone who spent the night in the MK and was never caught. man, it was hard to sleep in those bushes untill they turned off that stupid wolf sound track near the HM. but thats for another story...

Say it, say it!!

[leftcoaster]

I don't know where to put this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1wzSw6B2Hw