Stupid Guest Tricks

StupidGuestPrick wrote:"The Finger" is still free speech and that has been affirmed by the Supreme Court of the US. Physical violence is not warranted.

no the finger is not free speech it consider fighting words

jnasty, somehow you got passed up by two marsupials. I would like to apologize. Here, I'd like to show you Monorail Coral's new paint job. Wombat and I paid for it ourselves.

:sgthello:

I see you have your drink. Set it aside, you'll want it after the safety spiel. It saved the esophagus of the last new member.

Thanks for the welcoming messages you guys sure know how to make a guy feel welcomed!

Greetings jnasty63, I am the resident dragon and would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try too hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay.

*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot

**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience

Main Streeter wrote:DL's Finest Security Officer was off Tues. He was @ Club 33.

Just a though next time they start chanting start one of your own. U.S.A. U.S.A ...... See if anyone else wants to join you.

And have a counter chant of either Aussie Aussie Aussie, oi oi oi or ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy, oi oi oi!

You could also try the Yoda Chant. :twisted: :D:

AndyFL wrote:To tell you the truth, these tour groups are 99.9% of the reason we are buying seasonal passes this year rather than regular annual passes....the blackout dates are precisely the time they are there. Life's too short to put up with that crap.

Would you *PLEASE* write a letter explaining this and mail it to:

WDW Guest Communications
PO Box 10,000
Lake Buena Vista, FL 32830

Mail a paper letter, not an email, as it will have more impact.

Mickey only jumps when you kick him in the wallet. If enough people do this, we might get some reaction out of him. That said, it may take as many letters as there are Brazilians.

But please, just write about where you are vacationing *instead* (or when), and only if your previous Summer was at WDW. They check on these things, and if they get letters from schlubs in Iowa who have never stayed on property, the whole batch will be discarded as racial propaganda.

Will that work for Pop Warner as well? Because I am not sure if I would rather be around the Pop Warner cheerleaders or the Brazilians.

I wonder what would happen if we locked them all in a large room together.

TechieSidhe wrote:Will that work for Pop Warner as well? Because I am not sure if I would rather be around the Pop Warner cheerleaders or the Brazilians.

I wonder what would happen if we locked them all in a large room together.

I'm not sure but I think it's mentioned in the Book of Revelation right after the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

;)