Stupid Guest Tricks

Zazu wrote:How do you like this one?

Very Nice! I'll take two! :)

Wow! A license plate with the owner's IQ on it, whoda thunk!

Someone once asked a Scotsman what was worn under the kilt. The Scot indignantly replied, "There is nothing worn under the kilt! Everything is in perfect working order!" :D:

I once was getting on a bus, and nearly run over by a guy in full Scottish regalia, including a basket sword. I bet he got a lot of looks during the ride.

felinefan wrote:Someone once asked a Scotsman what was worn under the kilt. The Scot indignantly replied, "There is nothing worn under the kilt! Everything is in perfect working order!" :D:

I once was getting on a bus, and nearly run over by a guy in full Scottish regalia, including a basket sword. I bet he got a lot of looks during the ride.

When asked by a woman, my usual reply is "A lady would never ask, and a gentleman would never tell." ;)

wow haha...my parents live in IL I should register my car there and get these plates custom that say YOURA then sg :D:

monorail audrey!

Greetings monorail audrey, I am the resident dragon and would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try too hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay.

*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot

**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience

Hi Monorail Audrey. We might have crossed paths when I worked the monorails this past Summer.

*arrives with the fire extinguisher, puts out the fire from the Safety Spiel, and sweeps up the ashes.*

From a former Monorail pilot and from the Marsupial Welcoming Committee, :sgthello:

The BDoSGT should be by sometime in the near future.

We still allow you to P5 into the station around here.