Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:You need the proper tool to turn them off.



If the phone does not turn off after one application of the tool then repeat as necessary.

Hmmm...can this also be used on the owner of said cell phone, and/or their parents, if needed?

PatchOBlack wrote:Hmmm...can this also be used on the owner of said cell phone, and/or their parents, if needed?

I'm thinking fingers to start.

Every time I read the title to this thead,all I can think of is
A. He's never had a mother,or
B. He's never been married to my wife.

darph nader wrote:Every time I read the title to this thead,all I can think of is
A. He's never had a mother,or
B. He's never been married to my wife.

There is something implied here...I have to ask...How many men has your wife been married to? :p:

darph nader wrote:Every time I read the title to this thead,all I can think of is
A. He's never had a mother,or
B. He's never been married to my wife.

I think B. should read "He's never been married." (and probably never had a 2nd date.)

hobie16 I say start on the top of their head. If you start with fingers, they have 10 opportunities to keep being stupid.

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darph nader wrote:Every time I read the title to this thead,all I can think of is
A. He's never had a mother,or
B. He's never been married to my wife.

While taxiing the crew of a US Air flight departing out of LGA for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. The irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C's and D's, but get it right!" Continuing her tirade to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God, you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"

"Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally the ground control frequency went terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771.

Nobody wanted to engage the irate ground controller in her current state. Tension in every cockpit at LGA was running high. Then an unknown pilot broke the silence and asked, "Wasn't I married to you once?"

Lasolimu wrote:There is something implied here...I have to ask...How many men has your wife been married to? :p:

I'm her one and only. :)
UBR is correct though,'never' been married.

hobie16 wrote:You need the proper tool to turn them off.

***hammer picture***

If the phone does not turn off after one application of the tool then repeat as necessary.

Or use something like this, first on phone, then on Stupid Guest..

hobie16 wrote:You need the proper tool to turn them off.



If the phone does not turn off after one application of the tool then repeat as necessary.

Perfect!

hobie16 wrote:You need the proper tool to turn them off.



If the phone does not turn off after one application of the tool then repeat as necessary.

I love it. Can I borrow this for my students. It looks like it could be used to turn off multiple electronic devices.

Btw I had a student that had the attitude that he did not have to follow directions from any female. Called and spoke to his Mom and was told that he had the same attitude with her and the father encouraged it. Asked he be moved to a class with a male teacher for the remainder of the year.