Re: Please Don't Touch Me...
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:09 am
Or camel toe time... :twisted:drcorey wrote:It's hammer toe time... owie.
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Please Don't Touch Me...
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Re: Please Don't Touch Me...
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:28 pm
I'm going to whack ya'll in the head with my hammer. Hey, it's just the way I am. You must have some kind of social phobia if you don't like it. :notallthe :D:
Re: Please Don't Touch Me...
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:59 pm
oh great, now I want to watch the MC video on youtube...
and I got that song in my head...
dooo do do do
do do
doo do
can't touch this....
and I got that song in my head...
dooo do do do
do do
doo do
can't touch this....
Re: Please Don't Touch Me...
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:31 pm
Rick James ripoff.GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:oh great, now I want to watch the MC video on youtube...
and I got that song in my head...
dooo do do do
do do
doo do
can't touch this....
Re: Please Don't Touch Me...
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:01 am
I think that would be a good song for my cart in Frontierland. Especially around the beverage displays. :twisted:
Re: Please Don't Touch Me...
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:28 am
Nice sense of entitlement you have. Your attitude has absolutely nothing to do with being loving. It's to satisfy your own needs and not anyone else's.Notastupidguest wrote:Oh I don't touch them in order to be loving, I just do it and I'm not going to change. It's not my problem if people have social phobias. I'm not kissing them, it's a light touch, it's not pulling hair and it's not going behind a service counter to touch them either.
It's perfectly natural and the way I am, if you don't like it then too bad. I'm not changing any part of me to please you so suck it up. Or change your job to a more reclusive one. I don't think a light touch when talking or laughing with somebody is so terrible and I think it is preferable to the SG who scream in your faces.
I encourage you to bring your loving touch to New York City and see how long you last. I'm a pretty mellow guy but will gladly and loudly say, "Keep your %@#$& hands to yourself you touchy crazy @$$". Others here, won't be so polite.
Re: Please Don't Touch Me...
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:40 pm
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the mo-orning,
I'd hammer in the evening, all over this la-and,
I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out warning,
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this la-a-a-and...
I'd hammer in the evening, all over this la-and,
I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out warning,
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this la-a-a-and...
Re: Please Don't Touch Me...
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:54 pm
Nothing like a shameless plug. ;)BRWombat wrote:If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the mo-orning,
I'd hammer in the evening, all over this la-and,
I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out warning,
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this la-a-a-and...
Re: Please Don't Touch Me...
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:16 pm
If I had a hammer... I'd hammer in the mid-afternoon, so as to cause the least disturbance possible... but that's just me. :p:
8^)
8^)
Re: Please Don't Touch Me...
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:21 pm
OK I think everyone's had their chance to say their peace. Thread Closed.