Stupid Guest Tricks

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:Donald's friend was probably a girl anyway.

...................Not that there is anything WRONG with that....

Alright, that's it!

How come I'm never groped when I'm at the parks? This is unfair and discriminatory. *I* should be the one suing..

:D:

JugglingFreak wrote:Alright, that's it!

How come I'm never groped when I'm at the parks? This is unfair and discriminatory. *I* should be the one suing..

:D:

Like a sign that was posted several years ago by some female coworkers said, "Sexual harassment will not be tolerated. However, it will be graded." :D:

JugglingFreak wrote:Alright, that's it!

How come I'm never groped when I'm at the parks? This is unfair and discriminatory. *I* should be the one suing..

:D:

We are not that kind of entertainment venue...may I suggest your local night club or Universal?

And I wish we could grade sexual harrassment. Unfortunately, that could create a hostile work environment :p:

MAPO

The nice thing about being short is that if somebody is accused, a little birdie in the ear as to the gender of the accusee normally clears things up quickly. The only thing it sounds like Donald did wrong was acknowledge what happened. (Even in an accident, you don't acknowledge for just this reason).

Kifaru wrote:yhea, 'cause girls are never pervy or inappropriate?

So many times on the monorail...

Then, there was the day that I was following a couple out of the exit at Thunder, I was off to the side of a female half of a couple. Now, when I am in a group and trying to get outside to help my next ADA party in, I do sometimes get fairly close to the guests around me so I can move a bit faster... but they are pushing through as well. This time, however, I must have felt like this lady's boyfriend.

Really, I was trying to pass, not have personal time with the guests. Suddenly, I felt her hand... there. She squeezed, and then looked up to deeply look into the eyes of her boyfriend, who was NOT standing where I was. Then, the moment of realization as she realized I was not her boyfriend.

Then, she sped up. What a lovely shade of red.

Yes, just when you think, "I've experienced everything here..."

Big Wallaby wrote:So many times on the monorail...

Then, there was the day that I was following a couple out of the exit at Thunder, I was off to the side of a female half of a couple. Now, when I am in a group and trying to get outside to help my next ADA party in, I do sometimes get fairly close to the guests around me so I can move a bit faster... but they are pushing through as well. This time, however, I must have felt like this lady's boyfriend.

Really, I was trying to pass, not have personal time with the guests. Suddenly, I felt her hand... there. She squeezed, and then looked up to deeply look into the eyes of her boyfriend, who was NOT standing where I was. Then, the moment of realization as she realized I was not her boyfriend.

Then, she sped up. What a lovely shade of red.

Yes, just when you think, "I've experienced everything here..."

Exactly where was this again?!?!?

Big Wallaby wrote:So many times on the monorail...

Then, there was the day that I was following a couple out of the exit at Thunder, I was off to the side of a female half of a couple. Now, when I am in a group and trying to get outside to help my next ADA party in, I do sometimes get fairly close to the guests around me so I can move a bit faster... but they are pushing through as well. This time, however, I must have felt like this lady's boyfriend.

Really, I was trying to pass, not have personal time with the guests. Suddenly, I felt her hand... there. She squeezed, and then looked up to deeply look into the eyes of her boyfriend, who was NOT standing where I was. Then, the moment of realization as she realized I was not her boyfriend.

Then, she sped up. What a lovely shade of red.

Yes, just when you think, "I've experienced everything here..."

just think of it as reverse pixie dust.

Goofyernmost wrote:Exactly where was this again?!?!?

Just below his belt, apparently.

OMG too too funny.