Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:Which lot should they use? Is it specified in the employee handbook?

I have heard the parking lot at DTD is nice in the moonlight ;)

February wrote:ROFL hobie!!!

Inquiring minds want to know. Will the correct lot be equipped with a PA system that randomly announces, "GET A ROOM!!"? Does the employee handbook prefer some vehicles over others? VW van vs. Miata?

hobie16 wrote: Does the employee handbook prefer some vehicles over others? VW van vs. Miata?

If your young and agile,go with the miata. At my age,the VW van would be the choice.

darph nader wrote:If your young and agile,go with the miata. At my age,the VW van would be the choice.

DLR cast are lucky to get a choice. Thanks to sponsorship of Test Track, only GM vehicles can be used by Florida cast.

Gives a whole new meaning to "an El Camino education"!







Note: The above joke has a subtlety rating of 17 -- read with care.

lilogirl wrote:I have heard the parking lot at DTD is nice in the moonlight ;)

hmmmm,I've often seen full-size motorhomes in Mickey and Friends Lot.
Can CMs park there? ;)

DisneyMom wrote:hmmmm,I've often seen full-size motorhomes in Mickey and Friends Lot.
Can CMs park there? ;)

"If the camper's a-rockin. Don't bother knockin" :D:

lilogirl wrote:I have heard the parking lot at DTD is nice in the moonlight ;)

Hell there is no moon light visiable in any lot any more. Yes, the improved lighting program has been a success at WDW. Now we can all see people changing costumes, out of costume, out of undies, exposed undies and the like.

Public nudity is met with swift action on behalf of WDW Co. They are informed as to policy of keep your damn clothes on...ONCE....then they get a single sex room on 33rd Street.

Identify yourself as a CM? Cool! You just performed your last act as a CM at WDW -- hope it was magical! Oh, did not tell Security you are a CM? Excellent! In a couple of days your manager gets to tell you how everyone knows what you did and now this lovely security host will be walking you to your car. Have a Magical Day!

Reminder: You are a CM 24/7; you are a guest only when off the clock and have paid for guest related priviledges (room, food, your comp ticket). When you are off the clock, do not go into areas for Cast Members. You are not part of the show at that point...but you will be part of a completely different show when you are caught.

Did I mention that it has been a long summer?

MAPO

mapo wrote:Hell there is no moon light visiable in any lot any more. Yes, the improved lighting program has been a success at WDW. Now we can all see people changing costumes, out of costume, out of undies, exposed undies and the like.

Public nudity is met with swift action on behalf of WDW Co. They are informed as to policy of keep your damn clothes on...ONCE....then they get a single sex room on 33rd Street.

Identify yourself as a CM? Cool! You just performed your last act as a CM at WDW -- hope it was magical! Oh, did not tell Security you are a CM? Excellent! In a couple of days your manager gets to tell you how everyone knows what you did and now this lovely security host will be walking you to your car. Have a Magical Day!

Reminder: You are a CM 24/7; you are a guest only when off the clock and have paid for guest related priviledges (room, food, your comp ticket). When you are off the clock, do not go into areas for Cast Members. You are not part of the show at that point...but you will be part of a completely different show when you are caught.

Did I mention that it has been a long summer?

MAPO

WOW someone needs some pixie dust LOL. For what it's worth I know Cm's who have to put up with a lot. I try and make it my mission to not add to it. :)

lilogirl wrote:WOW someone needs some pixie dust LOL. For what it's worth I know Cm's who have to put up with a lot. I try and make it my mission to not add to it. :)

Thia website contains no pixie dust. If you are looking for pixie dust, go somewhere else.

I brush off my pixie dust at the end of my day and store it in my bag. Beginning of my day, I dust it on with baby powder (pixie dust can stick badly in this heat).

MAPO

mapo wrote:Thia website contains no pixie dust. If you are looking for pixie dust, go somewhere else.

I brush off my pixie dust at the end of my day and store it in my bag. Beginning of my day, I dust it on with baby powder (pixie dust can stick badly in this heat).

MAPO

ummm ok..... :notink: