Stupid Guest Tricks

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SRT_GB wrote:No joke. I've had more than one guest ask for tape so they can keep the
bottle cap on there. One large guest I had even went so far as to
recommend we keep a stockpile of bottle caps for guests like her.

Maybe there also needs to be a sign on the back that says "WIDE LOAD"
and have the red flags on the sides, and BEEP BEEP thing when the
beheamouths put it in reverse. I think it already does that, right?

Don't get me started on those sorry excuses for humans.

SassyTinkrBelle8 wrote:SO I played a mean trick, but it was fun! I went to go change our wait time because the line went from 35 minutes to less than 20 minutes long in about a minute. So I was putting 20 minutes, I hit the 00 button on purpose, and hit ok. I looked over at the entrance, and watched the guests. A group of about 7 walked in, and the last two stopped to look at the wait time. It said 200. One of the guys with them came back out and looked at the time also. He then looked at the line, as he was looking at the line, I fixed the time to say 20. He looked back up, and told his friends, "see, 20!!" LOL that was fun! :twisted:

LOL I like you.

It already is pretty hilarious, when they do back up, look around, and
seriously do hit something or someone. Kinda makes one wonder what
they do when they actually DO walk.

Seriously, some people are the epitomy of lazy ... nursing their
fat-ass-ness by REFUSING TO WALK STUFF OFF!

SRT_GB wrote:Don't forget they have to put a soda bottle cap over the horn button so
that their girth isn't continuously pressing on it.

That seriously pisses me off when somebody is so fat that they
constantly push on the horn button. What ever happened to taking
personal responsibility.

coldfire409 wrote:That seriously pisses me off when somebody is so fat that they constantly push on the horn button. What ever happened to taking personal responsibility.

Blame it on this political-correctness movement. All this crap that allows people to blame their personal problems on everyone else. Some dude ate McDonald's for a month, and got all f-ed up. His damn fault. If I wanted to eat something like that for a month on end, I'm not going to blame the corporation for my problems resulting from what I chose to eat. Enormously large people usually like to blame their size problem on someone else but themselves. "Oh, my parents" "oh, McD's" and if they're not blaming their basic problem on something, they are blaming something else because of their problem. "Oh, i have to get an ECV because my excessive body weight won't allow me to walk today ... I'll have a heart attack because my arteries are clogged with fat." "oh, i have to put a soda bottle cap on the horn...." "oh, i have to adjust the seatbelt on this ride, because I should be comfortable...." (5 minutes later, she fell out of the boat on Perilous Plunge @ Knott's, and was not killed by the fall, but by the boat running her over!)

Sorry to anyone I have offended, but the moral of this rant is ... to take responsibility of your own problems! I weigh about 35-40 pounds MORE than I did before I got pregnant. Do I blame it on my son, or that I gained almost 100 pounds in pregnancy because of a complication? No ... my little boy is almost 2 years old now. I could have lost the weight, but I chose to not diet, or go to a gym. So, now I'm dealing with it, not blaming my overweight problem on someone else, or something else.

Grumpy wrote:It already is pretty hilarious, when they do back up, look around, and seriously do hit something or someone. Kinda makes one wonder what they do when they actually DO walk.

Seriously, some people are the epitomy of lazy ... nursing their fat-ass-ness by REFUSING TO WALK STUFF OFF!

You should see it when people try to bring ecv's up the ramp at Peter Pan and don't believe us that it's too small for them to bring it up the ramp until they attempt to back it out. All you can hear is ... beep beep beep crunch ... beep bang ... scratch beep beep beep beep....

Some people are just flat out ignorant, and think that "the attractions CM doesn't REALLY know. . . " or "they just don't want us coming up this way." :roll:

Ok. I'm not an attractions CM. but I don't see WHY ANY attractions CM would have to LIE to a guest by saying "I'm sorry. but the ECVs won't fit here!"

They all just think we go out of our way to give them a hard time especially when they have to many people in their groups and we send them away.... " but they let us all on everywhere else."

aliceindisguse wrote:They all just think we go out of our way to give them a hard time especially when they have to many people in their groups and we send them away.... "but they let us all on everywhere else."

"yeah. but also realize, that not every attraction queue is HANDICAPPED ACCESSIBLE YET!" I know we wouldn't be able to go off on them in THAT manner, but I'm sure they'd have a stupid excuse in response to something like that.