The first HHN drunk I would have to write about would be Turkey Leg Down the Pants Lady (the infamous GF who shoved her BF's piping hot and mostly uneaten turkey leg down the front of her white pants in an attempt to smuggle it into a haunted house...her jig was priceless before she finally realized she could stop the burn by pulling it out...it was eventually stowed in his cargo pants pocket). Back then I wasn't writing for Examiner yet and we didn't have cell phone cams. I guess the fates are against meeting them again this year. They were actually pleasant enough people despite being quite blotto...just had no common sense.delsdad wrote:I hope you let this incident "inspire" one of your articles for publication! Might as well exploit that public forum for the good of all !
Maybe I'm just short-tempered, and can I slap the parents?
Re: Maybe I'm just short-tempered, and can I slap the parents?
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Re: Maybe I'm just short-tempered, and can I slap the parents?
That one belongs in a Simpsons episode ! :homer: :turkleg:Syndrome wrote:The first HHN drunk I would have to write about would be Turkey Leg Down the Pants Lady (the infamous GF who shoved her BF's piping hot and mostly uneaten turkey leg down the front of her white pants in an attempt to smuggle it into a haunted house...her jig was priceless before she finally realized she could stop the burn by pulling it out...it was eventually stowed in his cargo pants pocket). Back then I wasn't writing for Examiner yet and we didn't have cell phone cams. I guess the fates are against meeting them again this year. They were actually pleasant enough people despite being quite blotto...just had no common sense.
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Re: Maybe I'm just short-tempered, and can I slap the parents?
ITA, I would much rather have them be fresh at home than out in public. And when they ARE fresh at home, I deal with them approrpiately, LOL.dismomof5 wrote:My kids would NOT like what their worlds would become if they spoke to anyone like that. They can be little hellions at home, but out in public....they better be respectful and polite.... I think that kind of behavior totally reflects on the parents in most cases. I say most cases because I have noticed on occasion if one of my kids hangs out with another neighborhood child who acts like and SG....the SG tendencies tend to rub off until we de-brainwash them. When we go anywhere...we've taught them to ask, be courteous and THANK people (especially CMs and employees who help them out or answer their questions). I was never so proud of them as I was on their first trip to WDW a few years back. I was wondering what alien dropped in and switched out my children..lol.