Stupid Guest Tricks

Rex wrote:Original text:
"Wag more bark less."
[RIGHT]...54 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"I hope good"

She is a very happy pooch.

I always say this in dead threads on Board Z, and now I have a new phrase. :D:

Original text:

"I like pie"

...54 translations later we get:

"Vertical"

Original text:

"Rock, sometime, when the team is up against it -- and the breaks are beating the boys -- tell them to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper..."

...54 translations later we get:

"After successful return - again - children .. Gypsy not think the sport should be"

"Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way"

...54 translations later we get:

"Click to talk."

Original text:
"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination."
[RIGHT]...54 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"Hello, discrimination based on sex."




Half way through:

Hey, Sexism.

Okay, this can be doubly fun with Steven Wright quotes! Here's a few:

Original text:
[INDENT]"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. "[/INDENT]

...54 translations later we get:
[INDENT]"I want them in the dishwasher. Several years ago, there was no way."[/INDENT]

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Original text:
[INDENT]"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it. "[/INDENT]

...54 translations later we get:
[INDENT]"Subscribe to the Globalization Project. Perhaps the world .... Friday on the Beach"[/INDENT]

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Original text:

[INDENT]"If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. "[/INDENT]

...54 translations later we get:
[INDENT]"I do not know what and why."[/INDENT]

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Original text:

[INDENT]"I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. "[/INDENT]

...54 translations later we get:

[INDENT]"Our company is often difficult."[/INDENT]

:D: :D: :D:

Original text:
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste."
[RIGHT]...54 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"Not good"

Original text:
"A mime is a terrible thing to waste."
[RIGHT]...54 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"Age crime."

Original text:
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."
[RIGHT]...54 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"Usually a bad idea."

Original text:

"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

...54 translations later we get:

"Never fear, the Intensity of the fire "Why is life" but perhaps 600 commercial!."

C3PO from Star Tours:
Well, you'll never get me to go back to that iceberg! I don't care how safe it is now, R2, it gives my motivators the chills just thinking about it.

54 translations later:
""Oh, we get R 2 and think, think and Dreaming of Injuries in the study."



I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay I dress up in women's clothing and hang around in bars"

...54 translations later we get:

"Women's clothing line to move."

That last one inspired me:

Original text:

"And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks."

...54 translations later we get:

"And one more thing now ... The three areas." :D:

Here's another -- it's actually the title of a song VM has done:

Original text:

"How could you believe me when I said I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life?"

...54 translations later we get:

"I promise that every person, and how life will be happy to talk."