Stupid Guest Tricks

Someone seriously made you sleep outside cuz you had gas?
EVERYONE has gas, unless they're dead
Do you have a tent at least?

Hang in there, Feline! Wish you didn't have to sleep outside and hope, like DisneyMom, that you at least had a tent.

Glad to hear from you Feline. Really sorry about sleeping outside, but if the heat out there is like it is here, outside might be cooler than sleeping in a garage. Good luck with the job. :D:

DisneyMom wrote:EVERYONE has gas, unless they're dead

Of course they do... ummmmm wait a minute... oh man, I gotta go outside. I have to quit eating Rosarita Refrieds.

DisneyMom wrote:Someone seriously made you sleep outside cuz you had gas?
EVERYONE has gas, unless they're dead
Do you have a tent at least?

Some are worse than others. I know some people at work who are not allowed in my office :D:

hobie16 wrote:Of course they do... ummmmm wait a minute... oh man, I gotta go outside. I have to quit eating Rosarita Refrieds.

Man's home is his castle. Let it rip my friend, let it rip.

Oh, my brother can fart on command. I doubted this ability myself until I tested it a few times. Either he figured out how to save them up, or he's just that special.

Oh, I also learned if you eat tons of oregano, it can make it smell like skunk. Perhaps that is the answer! "No, it wasn't me, but I did see a skunk around when you forced me to live in the yard like a dog."

hobie16 wrote:Of course they do... ummmmm wait a minute... oh man, I gotta go outside. I have to quit eating Rosarita Refrieds.

Blame it on the dog! :D:

DisneyMom wrote:Blame it on the dog! :D:

Word on the street is, the dog usually blames him.

ktulu wrote:Word on the street is, the dog usually blames him.

That's what happens when you have a pointer.

I called her, and she says the lady she has now is sharing a bedroom she's renting in a house with her two little kids; she's not always there when needed, though. But she wants to wait and give this lady a chance to see if she works out or not.

In the mean time, I got myself an account at a local credit union. And I'm going to try to stop using so much of my money on lunch, and use my EBT card more. I want this netbook I saw at Staples, so I can keep in touch with ya'all better. You're right, I have better luck getting jobs from people I know than from people I don't know.

DisneyMom wrote:Someone seriously made you sleep outside cuz you had gas?
EVERYONE has gas, unless they're dead
Do you have a tent at least?

No tent; there's a pavilion. We were living in the garage temporarily because of work being done in the house (bad flooring job from a couple years ago, bathrooms needed repairs). Yeah, there's a few people here who are just on the brink of being street crazies. One gal who recently arrived has spells when she starts going on about how she came out here from Denver to get her son and take him back. Other times she claims her son didn't have to die like that, whatever that means. I don't know if she actually has a son, or if she's delusional.

Anyway, the repairs should be done soon, so we can go back in the house. As for temps, it's actually been mostly cool here.

No, I have IBS, but lately I've found that if I drink milk and eat yogurt as often as I can, it helps.