Stupid Guest Tricks

Zazu wrote:We pirates have need of many names. I be called variously Dread Pirate Bonney, Cap'n Booker KeelHaul, Captain Hogan Maclean, Sir Burton Crider, and me favorite, Admiral Philip Bently, Lord of the Dark Sea.

Just *try* getting that last one to fit on a KTTW!

*roflmao* I think that's one of the funniest things I've ever tried to envision, all that on a KTTW. Of course that's cause I save all my KsTTW and they're scattered on display around the house on various memory board type thingies so I likely think about them more than is healthy for any non-front-desk-cm being.

You may be forced to shorten that into just "Lord of the Dark Sea" but if you put charging priveleges on that KTTW I'd worry that someone else might be able to pass for that title too easily with all the SGs around. better write CID on the back! But then most people would think your name was Sid and your parents thought they were cute.

You might need two KTTW, the first with a message reading "name continued on next key"...

There is a place on Beach Blvd in Buena Park. It is called "Pirates dinner show." It is a good show and you get to communicated with noisy pirates and interact with the dinner show.

I would love to hear I am out of turkey, chimis and corn rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

That would make my day. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

turkeyham wrote:There is a place on Beach Blvd in Buena Park. It is called "Pirates dinner show." It is a good show and you get to communicated with noisy pirates and interact with the dinner show.

I would love to hear I am out of turkey, chimis and corn rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

That would make my day. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

we have a show out here in a rennesauce version.
I had a serving wench spill a tray of drinks on me.
and all I got was a lousy tshirt...
I should have threw my bird at her.

Dirty Bess Blackham, I be!
Me, to Captain Jack at DLR: You Stole My Boat! :mad:
Captain Jack to me: You Stole My Heart! ;)
*swoon*

I just saw a site that points out International Talk Like A Pirate Day and Rosh Hashanah fell on the same day. That makes it International Talk like a Jewish Pirate Day. They asked for appropriates phrases to say. Here's a few:

Avast! Ye Mishpachah
Oy-ho-ho, me matey
Shiver me tzitzit!
I was just talking with my son, the pirate...
For you? A piece of 7.49.
Arrr! Walk the plank, but be careful of splinters!
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Manischewitz
Cap'n Long John Silverstein will send you some of Davy Jones's latkes
Surrender the booty, bubby
Oy, Batten down the hatches and Feed the Baitsim of this Lemeshkeh to the gefilte
L'Chayim and Shiver me timbers
I'll sell them to you for a bucaneer and that's below cost. I have to make up for it in volume.
Shalom, wenches!
Walk da plank, ya goy! You should live so long!
Swab the shmutz off this deck!
Why is the matza on the mizzenmast?
My son the pirate, he couldn't have been a doctor?

Oh-oh-oh, I'm crackin' up here! :pirate1: Too funny, Hobie!

I liked, "Swab the shmutz off this deck!" the best.

Yep, I celebrated me birthday on 9-19

walking around epcot, I "busted" several pretenders wearing birthday buttons.

and while waiting for the monorail, did meet a young wench that asked me if I knew what day it was.

my reply: It be me day 'o birth, yah scurrvy landlubber!!!"

She then admitted that I was the only one she had met today, with a birthday button that knew it was INTERNATIONAL talk like a pirate day!

Don't forget, Monday is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

hobie16 wrote:Don't forget, Monday is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

I'll be at work, will talk like a Pirate 'til they escort me over to the Brick Building! :jack: