Zazu's Misguided Tour

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Re: Zazu's Misguided Tour

Post by BRWombat » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:45 am

Zazu wrote:...She was also a very devout woman, and every morning she went to church and prayed, asking God to let her win the lottery, promising to use the money only for necessities and donating the rest back to the church.

After many months of (unanswered) prayer, one morning as she knelt at the altar, a bright light surrounded her and a thundering voice spoke to her, saying, "MEET ME HALFWAY -- BUY A TICKET!"...
Like the guy late for an appointment in the big city, circling the block desperately looking for a parking space. He calls out, "God, if you'll help me find a parking space, I'll start going to church and living right!"

Miraculously, a car pulls out from a space right in front of the building.

And the man prays, "Never mind, one just opened up." :rolleyes:


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Re: Zazu's Misguided Tour

Post by mechurchlady » Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:31 am

GaTechGal wrote:The minute I won the lottery, I'd definitly be booking a WDW trip and PM'ing Zazu.
I would pm Zazu first then book the trip. The trip would have to center around his trip. I would not want to be too tired from just getting off the plane or too sick from world dining, lol. Thus I would have to arrive a few days before then do his tour.


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Re: Zazu's Misguided Tour

Post by GaTechGal » Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:18 am

mechurchlady wrote:I would pm Zazu first then book the trip. The trip would have to center around his trip. I would not want to be too tired from just getting off the plane or too sick from world dining, lol. Thus I would have to arrive a few days before then do his tour.
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Re: Zazu's Misguided Tour

Post by Zazu » Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:05 pm

jerlove wrote:I also do not want to burden you so if you are getting far to many requests please do not worry about mine.
I spent seven years working attractions at the Magic Kingdom. Trust me, I know how to say, "No!"


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Re: Zazu's Misguided Tour

Post by sandravb79 » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:36 am

I've been on this tour in May 2006!! Well, I followed the tour until I almost passed oud by the heat :rolleyes:

I can only recommend it!

Hello Zazu, btw!!! I will be at WDW again, end of April, where do you work for the moment??


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Re: Zazu's Misguided Tour

Post by bamfer23 » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:03 pm

Can't wait to go on it in March! :)


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Re: Zazu's Misguided Tour

Post by techie-13 » Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:57 pm

bamfer23 wrote:Can't wait to go on it in March! :)
I'm also going on the tour in March. Zazu must have his hands full with all the requests he'll be getting now.


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Re: Zazu's Misguided Tour

Post by EpcotFan » Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:59 am

Zazu wrote:It would have been a great way to spend a morning and a whole afternoon if you'd had a bit more stamina. ;)
I'll have to get in training for next time. :-) Of course the CM on the tour with us and his girlfriend bailed earlier than we did... But it was a lot of fun and a very memorable day.


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Re: Zazu's Misguided Tour

Post by bamfer23 » Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:03 pm

techie-13 wrote:I'm also going on the tour in March. Zazu must have his hands full with all the requests he'll be getting now.
I look forward to meeting you, then! :) On the 10th, right?!

FYI, Daylight savings is this weekend, too!!


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Re: Zazu's Misguided Tour

Post by Zazu » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:03 pm

bamfer23 wrote:I look forward to meeting you, then! :) On the 10th, right?
I do still have room on the tour for Tuesday 10 March. PM me to get signed up and learn where to meet.

Same goes for anybody else who wants to join us.


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