Stories about guest behavior in theme parks.
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Denton, Denton, you've got no pretensionktulu wrote:Uh, UNT = Denton. You are thinking UTD I think ;)
I say that the ducks own the Magic Kingdom, we just rent it from them.Big Wallaby wrote:Well, we have to be very nice about it, considering animals pretty much run the place.
I love turkey vultures so very much. They have this combination of dignity and vulnerability that I find very appealing.Big Wallaby wrote:I would rather you not.
If you're going to do that, then you have to get X-Plane and do a Space Shuttle Launch with turkey vultures in the area.
Shorty82 wrote:Personally I wouldn't want to swim in anything but a swimming pool at Disney. It isn't a good idea to swim in any lakes, ponds, or the like due to bacteria that just loves the climate here and is a big part of the reason why swimming isn't allowed anywhere but pools.
The moat?! YUCK! While cleaner than, say, the Jungle Cruise or the it's a small world water it is still nasty. Lord only knows what all gets thrown in there, people spit in it, ducks crap in it, things wash down storm drains into it, etc.
Cranbiz wrote:Do you know what fish do in that water?? :D:
:p:
Just as an occasional guest there I have seen many snakes in the moat, swimming around like they own the place.Bochocho wrote:For the people who are around those waterways more than I am: What are the chances a gator or some kind of snake could be in there with them?
Duh. :duh: You're right, ktulu!ktulu wrote:Uh, UNT = Denton. You are thinking UTD I think ;)
Jambo and Karibuni! Welcome aboard. Go ahead, slide on in across the rows, tuck any loose articles in the net bags in front of you, that will keep them from bouncing around if we hit rough roads, and believe me, we will be hitting some rough roads. For your safety, please remain seated at all times, watch your hands and feet to the right as the doors close, oops, they're closed, you're stuck with me, and we're off ...Neos wrote: EDIT: I've been lurking for a while now, but I guess this is my first post so...JAMBO!
Wow, I almost feel like I'm really there, starting off on our two-week safari.... :D:hhsrat wrote:Jambo and Karibuni! Welcome aboard. Go ahead, slide on in across the rows, tuck any loose articles in the net bags in front of you, that will keep them from bouncing around if we hit rough roads, and believe me, we will be hitting some rough roads. For your safety, please remain seated at all times, watch your hands and feet to the right as the doors close, oops, they're closed, you're stuck with me, and we're off ...
Ummm, they DO!Goofyernmost wrote:Just as an occasional guest there I have seen many snakes in the moat, swimming around like they own the place.
Wallaby - are you playing matchmaker again?? ;)Big Wallaby wrote:hhsrat, meet Neos. Neos, hhsrat. Just so you two know, you rode TSMM with me. I'll PM names to you both.