Stupid Guest Tricks

Sioban wrote: Hey, I bet you'll know this... what is the age/height limit on Soarin. I'm trying to figure out if I will child-swap or not.

40 inches. They use child swap passes as no one under 40 is allowed in line. People try to pull the "I'm carrying my child, so they are over 40 inches". We aren't that stupid. If they find out that you let someone under 40 inches on the ride you can be termed for it. MAJOR safety violation.

CMGUY89 wrote:40 inches. They use child swap passes as no one under 40 is allowed in line. People try to pull the "I'm carrying my child, so they are over 40 inches". We aren't that stupid. If they find out that you let someone under 40 inches on the ride you can be termed for it. MAJOR safety violation.

Thanks, that's what I thought it was but was too lazy to go check it out last night. If we decide to do soarin we'll swap. I've never been the get up super early to be there at park opening type. Plus, I think we all have an advantage with the whole can go on whatever rides whenever or just go into the park to eat thing. Makes it a much less hassled trip, if you ask me.

Randy B wrote:What would an age/height limit on Soarin have to do with your desire to swap your child for a better/different one? :D:

I totally started LOL! I am getting weird looks now. ;)

DisneyMom wrote:Trip to Gynecologist= 2 hour prep "Nuff Said".
I always do wash my feet :)

I am reminded of the story of a mom who was rushing to prepare for such an exam in the same bathroom that her tween daughter was using to prepare for her day at school.

The exam went about as expected, except for the doctor doing a double-take when he took his first look "under the hood", "Well, it's nice to see someone wants to make my working conditions a bit nicer."

The woman was too confused to ask him what he meant by that. However, it became evident that evening when she noticed something odd about her underwear. Slowly it dawned on her that she had used the same washcloth as her young daughter ... the daughter who felt naked without the addition of both makeup *and* glitter....




No, I *won't* tell who that story is from. You can't make me. She was pretty drunk the time she told it, but I'm sure she's sober again by now.

Zazu wrote:I am reminded of the story of a mom who was rushing to prepare for such an exam in the same bathroom that her tween daughter was using to prepare for her day at school.

The exam went about as expected, except for the doctor doing a double-take when he took his first look "under the hood", "Well, it's nice to see someone wants to make my working conditions a bit nicer."

The woman was too confused to ask him what he meant by that. However, it became evident that evening when she noticed something odd about her underwear. Slowly it dawned on her that she had used the same washcloth as her young daughter ... the daughter who felt naked without the addition of both makeup *and* glitter....




No, I *won't* tell who that story is from. You can't make me. She was pretty drunk the time she told it, but I'm sure she's sober again by now.

haha, I must say, I've read that story before, in Cosmo or Glamour, or one of the likes.

I read that one on Snopes. They didn't say if it was true or not... it's classified under urban legends.

8^)

Zazu wrote:I am reminded of the story of a mom who was rushing to prepare for such an exam in the same bathroom that her tween daughter was using to prepare for her day at school.

The exam went about as expected, except for the doctor doing a double-take when he took his first look "under the hood", "Well, it's nice to see someone wants to make my working conditions a bit nicer."

The woman was too confused to ask him what he meant by that. However, it became evident that evening when she noticed something odd about her underwear. Slowly it dawned on her that she had used the same washcloth as her young daughter ... the daughter who felt naked without the addition of both makeup *and* glitter....

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Well, at least there were no fireworks!!

Its official!
I got my training schedule starting May 25th! I am so excited that I could skip the two finals I have today. Not really but it is tempting!!!

CMGUY89 wrote:Its official!
I got my training schedule starting May 25th! I am so excited that I could skip the two finals I have today. Not really but it is tempting!!!

AWESOME!!! :D:

CMGUY89 wrote:Its official!
I got my training schedule starting May 25th! I am so excited that I could skip the two finals I have today. Not really but it is tempting!!!

Yay! You're training when I'm visiting WDW! (assuming scheduling ever approves this bloody PLOA)

Now I have more of a reason to go on Soarin' (over California :p :) !