Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:

Hey, I think I recognize that guy! He was an actor! He played the monster of the week every other week on the early Ervin Allen tv shows (Lost in Space, Voyage to the bottom of the sea, etc). :D:

Randy

Randy B wrote:Hey, I think I recognize that guy! He was an actor! He played the monster of the week every other week on the early Ervin Allen tv shows (Lost in Space, Voyage to the bottom of the sea, etc). :D:

Randy

OMG your right, that WAS the sea monster that attacked the Seaview every other week! Off weeks it was attacking the Jupiter 2!!

Big Wallaby,actually the bit about Noah cursing his son Ham is incorrect. He actually cursed Ham's son, Canaan, who was white as can be. Ham's sin was looking and not discipling his son, Canaan was the one doing the deed. But it's nothing new that people have twisted the Bible for their own purposes.

I once had the unfortunate experience of a church I attended at the time of preaching lesson after lesson on the importance of caring for the poor, yet the only poor they took care of was a homeless woman who had been a member, gone off trucking, married a man she met and ended up getting an annullment because he abused her. She came back to our church, and was sleeping in a planter on a local college campus. The economy was rotten, I was struggling to get a job, and there were people, including the pastor, who were getting on my case because I was about to get evicted (and was) and I couldn't find a job. The pastor's wife kept insisting that I should be able to get a job, despite my telling her that times have changed and it's not so easy anymore (she hadn't had a job outside of a church or home since right before she got married, over 25 years ago at that time).

And one woman actually got to one of my former Bible College classmates and convinced him I didn't deserve to receive any more food from the church pantry because I refused to board this homeless woman. I'd already told her that there are laws in CA stating that co-lessees (read, roommates) are not allowed in a situation like mine. Manager's knowledge and permission, etc.. Now I live with my mom. The way they twisted Scripture sickens me, since my classmate and this woman should've known better. There was more, but I digress. I'm not currently attending church, but that's mainly due to logistics.

They will have to answer for that before God, and it's not gonna be pretty.

Big Wallaby wrote:Okay, so you were not shoving your tongues down each other's throats, and I would assume you had a frequency less than every thirty seconds. I'm fine with that.

Let me put it this way. The two guys in my previous post don't make me think of what they're going to be doing later tonight, whereas the straight couple seems like they might lose control, disrobe and get jiggy right there in line to clock out. By your actions at DLand, were you showing everyone what your plans that evening were? I don't get that feeling off the way you post. Plus, as you say, you made it a game. I'm okay with a peck or a hundred, as long as you space them out that you have a completely different group surrounding you from the first time and second time you do it, so that kids don't start asking questions. Agreed, they're going to have to learn sometime, but not at Disney parks.

Call me a prude if you like.

Yeah, aside from grownups who recognized that my bride ears meant honeymoon, there was no "preshow" aspect to it. Our game works like this:

On the honeymoon I declared bridges to be "a kissing place"
Boats, like bridges, take you across water, so they are too.
Flying pirate ships are totally boats...
Flying elephants are *almost* like boats...
A pier is really just half a bridge...

So there *does* have to be some justification for it, silly as it is. Fortunately Disney is very big on boats.

felinefan wrote:Big Wallaby,actually the bit about Noah cursing his son Ham is incorrect.

Yup.

The way they twisted Scripture sickens me...I'm not currently attending church, but that's mainly due to logistics.

I'm in a similar situation now. Actually, one of the things I really, really missed this year at Christmas was working technical services with a church we were part of back home. That is my way of serving in a church. Finding one that has depth and a good technical program is not an easy thing. But someday I will be part of a church where we bring the pastor onto the altar the same way Mickey enters the stage at Fantasmic :D: .

DevilDuckie wrote:Yeah, aside from grownups who recognized that my bride ears meant honeymoon, there was no "preshow" aspect to it.

Actually, your game sounds a bit cute. Every time you come to a water crossing, it's a different group of people so they're not watching you kiss every few seconds, one group of people around you might see it once.

hobie16 wrote:A good sniper would never take the easy way in. He'd be wearing his Gilly suit and spend three days crawling through the worst part of the jungle to get to his target.

Ugh I have never understood how folks cant smell the sniper coming those gilly suits STINK worse than my beagle and thats pretty darn bad.

Ick

DevilDuckie wrote:Yeah, aside from grownups who recognized that my bride ears meant honeymoon, there was no "preshow" aspect to it. Our game works like this:

On the honeymoon I declared bridges to be "a kissing place"
Boats, like bridges, take you across water, so they are too.
Flying pirate ships are totally boats...
Flying elephants are *almost* like boats...
A pier is really just half a bridge...

So there *does* have to be some justification for it, silly as it is. Fortunately Disney is very big on boats.

Did we forget a bus? After all a bus bridges the gap between resort and theme park.

Planner wrote:Ugh I have never understood how folks cant smell the sniper coming those gilly suits STINK worse than my beagle and thats pretty darn bad.

You mean the Marines don't keep them lemony fresh? :D:

Randy B wrote:Hey, I think I recognize that guy! He was an actor! He played the monster of the week every other week on the early Ervin Allen tv shows (Lost in Space, Voyage to the bottom of the sea, etc). :D:

Hahahahahahaha!! You're right!

haha NO I had the...um...well...pleasure is not the right word... anyway the ex hubby was a Sniper and I banned the thing to go live at one of his buddies house and not ours it smelled so bad.

having lived in the jungle I never found a spot that smelled as bad as that pile of burlap and leaves