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BRWombat
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by BRWombat » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:25 am
ktulu wrote:This trip is not a western, that is planned for the next trip. We'll be announcing open casting calls then.
Can you imagine westerns if attorneys had been involved?
"Sorry, Wyatt, you cannot participate in this shootout with getting the necessary signatures on this liability waiver!!!" 
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by DisneyMom » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:57 am
susislicker wrote:YES! I knew there was another Buddhist on here! I am a half buddhist, if there is such a thing. Of course there is. Buddhism says you must be exactly what you are at any given moment. Just be.....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! ;)
And even tho I am not (yet, and hope never) in a wheelchair, I use the disabled stall, because I cannot move around very well in those narrow ones. My back cannot twist very well. The disabled stalls give me the room to be able to move enough to turn and sit. I get dirty looks from some, but I just explain not all disabilities can be seen... I hope I NEVER have to end up in a wheelchair, but if GOD or Buddha so deems it, I will make the best of it.
I often use the largest stall, if no one else needs it. If anyone asks me what my handicap is, I'll say,
"Claustrophobia"
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by ktulu » Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:25 am
BRWombat wrote:Can you imagine westerns if attorneys had been involved?
"Sorry, Wyatt, you cannot participate in this shootout with getting the necessary signatures on this liability waiver!!!"
Yep, and you can't use real bullets. Also, do you have the necessary insurance coverage to particiate in this shootout for both you and anyone else that could become injured?
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:35 am
Don't forget the liabality waivers for the property owners that are adjecent to the proposed shootout!
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by Kwahati » Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:58 am
And, of course, there's the need for an extensive Potential Environmental Impact Study and the filing of the associated paperwork! Do you have any idea how bad lead bullets can be for groundwater and the associated wildlife? :D:
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:00 pm
Kwahati wrote:And, of course, there's the need for an extensive Potential Environmental Impact Study and the filing of the associated paperwork! Do you have any idea how bad lead bullets can be for groundwater and the associated wildlife? :D:
Thats why they want to used the compressed copper rounds! Oh, also forgot the high noise ear protection required by all participants, and surrounding personnel.
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by hobie16 » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:27 pm
BRWombat wrote:Can you imagine westerns if attorneys had been involved?
You don't remember Lawyer Daggett?
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by Syndrome » Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:23 pm
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Thats why they want to used the compressed copper rounds! Oh, also forgot the high noise ear protection required by all participants, and surrounding personnel.
And of course the bullet-proof vests.
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:57 pm
Syndrome wrote:And of course the bullet-proof vests.
no such thing!
They are now called ballistic vests...you guessed it..lawyers!!
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by Randy B » Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:56 pm
hobie16 wrote:Which half?
This reminds me of one day in High School. We had a teacher named Sarnowsky. One day he came in having overheard one too many "polock" jokes. He wrote on the board that he was 75% german and 25% polish. To this, the class clown framed his head with his hands and said "this is the
25%".
The whole class fell on the floor laughing and even the teacher had to laugh.
(BTW this was well before PC got such a strong grip on the country)
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