Dumbest CM Injuries

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Oh, Yeah? Well, When I was in Vet tech school I drew blood from thisclose to a steer's ass and it was 15 degrees and cold as a witches you know what, and walked away with a grand smile on my face because I was able to find the tail vein which is too close to a steer's anus AND on top of that I put on a plastic shield over my arm and stuck said arm up a cows butt just because we could and the Veterinarians told us to :twisted: ...

susi*loves all animals, but does NOT LOOOOVE all animals*slicker

Jeeeze and ya go bonkers over ralph! (let it gooooooooooo!!)

[Princess Susi]

Jeeeze and ya go bonkers over ralph! (let it gooooooooooo!!)

See thread where *ralph* is mentioned... Hee Hee Hee Grumpy!
You want to learn to stick your hand up a cow's behind? I will be glad to show you the correct method so you won't get kicked in the yarbles! :twisted:
susi*like Veterinary Medicine, esp. the fun parts*slicker :p:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

See thread where *ralph* is mentioned... Hee Hee Hee Grumpy!
You want to learn to stick your hand up a cow's behind? I will be glad to show you the correct method so you won't get kicked in the yarbles! :twisted:
susi*like Veterinary Medicine, esp. the fun parts*slicker :p:

No thanks, I got my gross gauge pegged when I was witness to an autopsy! And over the years have had to help pull in a few floaters!!

[CMGUY89]

Oh, Yeah? Well, When I was in Vet tech school I drew blood from thisclose to a steer's ass and it was 15 degrees and cold as a witches you know what, and walked away with a grand smile on my face because I was able to find the tail vein which is too close to a steer's anus AND on top of that I put on a plastic shield over my arm and stuck said arm up a cows butt just because we could and the Veterinarians told us to :twisted: ...

That just bought me another year on the couch...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

YA know....next time I take the Grumpy pups in for their check up and shots, I'm gonna give the Vet Tech's a box of chocolate!! (heehehehe)

[Ms. Matterhorn]

Working the Motor Boat Cruise at DL, I pulled so hard with the boathook on a stuck boat that I fell over backwards into the water and bumped my knee on the concrete bottom. Worse than the sore knee was walking thru Tomorrowland dripping wet to make a costume change, then working the rest of my shift without underwear. :(

[hobie16]

The motorboats were a great ride! When my daughter was two I took her on them. She was so short she couldn't reach the gas pedal but she could steer. And, she could be seen by any one behind us. It was pretty funny.

[Ms. Matterhorn]

And MB was an awesome ride to work! Slow paced and hard to break down. Loads of fun. I miss that ride!

[CMGUY89]

Working the Motor Boat Cruise at DL, I pulled so hard with the boathook on a stuck boat that I fell over backwards into the water and bumped my knee on the concrete bottom. Worse than the sore knee was walking thru Tomorrowland dripping wet to make a costume change, then working the rest of my shift without underwear. :(

LOL, worse than that. I had a friend who very nicely moved all the strollers and ECV's outside the pavilion when it started to rain. He was sent to Cast Services to change but kept his original boxers on. Well low and behold he soon had wet spots in his dry costume!

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

LOL, worse than that. I had a friend who very nicely moved all the strollers and ECV's outside the pavilion when it started to rain. He was sent to Cast Services to change but kept his original boxers on. Well low and behold he soon had wet spots in his dry costume!

He should just tell the guests, "man I gotta lay off drinking soda's" hhehehe