Stupid Guest Tricks

Big Wallaby wrote:Brings up a very good question. How, in heaven's name, do you make that decision, "You know, I think I would like to be a proctologist."

I guess the same way you would become an SG,.... you have your head up your ass!!
Metaphorically speaking!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I guess the same way you would become an SG,.... you have your head up your ass!!
Metaphorically speaking!

"Ah ha! I've found the perfect way to make it so nobody can tell me I have my head up my ass anymore! I'll put it up OTHER PEOPLE'S asses!"

I feel like you probably get forced into it by not being the brightest student at Med School... Hey, does anybody know what you call the guy who graduates last in his class at medical school?
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DOCTOR!!! :p:

Comments made to proctologists while performing colonoscopies:

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

hobie16 wrote:Comments made to proctologists while performing colonoscopies:

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

Memories of Fletch:

"Moooon river..."

"You using the whole fist, doc?"

"Well, I'm sure it wasn't for a lack of looking."

Big Wallaby wrote:Brings up a very good question. How, in heaven's name, do you make that decision, "You know, I think I would like to be a proctologist."

You start by being a GSM.

Disclaimer: Not all GSM's have this quality, but most do!

Well at least when you get a colonoscopy, you get to be on TV! :p:

DisneyMom wrote:Well at least when you get a colonoscopy, you get to be on TV! :p:

I rather just rent the DVD!!

While performing a colonoscopy, does the doctor hum The Long And Winding Road?

Better that, than "I got you babe!!"

or "I like Big Butts!"