Stupid Guest Tricks

Breathing dust of any kind really isn't great for you. Granted, we all do it every day, but I haven't seen enough on what chemical reactions occur when you burn a human body. I don't know what kinds of molecules you have, what the bone becomes. I really don't want to be breathing that.

Big Wallaby wrote:Breathing dust of any kind really isn't great for you. Granted, we all do it every day, but I haven't seen enough on what chemical reactions occur when you burn a human body. I don't know what kinds of molecules you have, what the bone becomes. I really don't want to be breathing that.

That would be like snorting a line of Gramps! And I definitely don't want that going up my nose. Course I don't want anything going UP my nose.

(Does anyone remember that old comedy bit "Everything goes up his nose"?? Can't remember the comic who did that, but it was from the 1960's I think.)

I have had too many surgeries on my delicate sinuses due to the aridity of the desert air to want ANYTHING up there. Especially Gramps....Ewwwww...
sues*I don't snort nuthin'*slicker

Susislicker, I was under the impression that you "snorted" chocolate Cake?

Or was I wrong..... :hysteria:

Well, yesterday I was able to sneak an urn with sand into the gate...I even had it under my arm going through the bag check...and carried it in my hands onto mansion...and potc...no one said ANYTHING

O.K., and why?

I can believe people dumping ashes...

Last year some fantastic person decided to hold out and empty the contents of an entire large squeeze bottle* of BBQ sauce along the track of a dark ride. 101 for cleanup, which took quite some time. :twitch:

*Assumption: It was a damn lot of BBQ sauce, and apparently too consistent a stream to have likely come from packets.

OK,I'll admit I want a film canister of my ashes 'sprinkled' on MM in front of the train station.One(or two) at Pima Air and Space Museum(fighter row).
Some in Patagonia,and when my g-kid go to Mars,I'll be the first human on the planet.

susislicker wrote:That would be like snorting a line of Gramps!

Great, now that you posted it, some junkie is going to try it to see if it works.

We should tell them that they can get high by breathing exaust fumes in a garage. (Well actually they can, its just not the kind of high they were expecting!)

Yeah, funny how that works.