Stupid Guest Tricks

BRWombat wrote:Um, sorry, but... for me, this topic does not make me think about Bill Walsh. To each his own, I guess. :D:

Hey, that's cool. You can envision any professional sports coach you want. John Madden is also a great choice except when you bust out laughing thinking "Scoring points is the key to victory. If you can't move the ball into the end-zone, you're never gonna win!" :p:

Big Wallaby: Putting "Yes, Yes, Yes!" into the thread title would be waaaaay too suggestive! Let's try to keep it PG-13 around here, okay? There could be kids watching! :twisted:

DisneyMom: I hear the spray-on condom is soluble in human saliva, so there's one way to get it off... :D:

Kwahati wrote: Now get out there and give `em hell! [/channeling Bill Walsh] :D:

This sounds more like an old Notre Dame pep talk. :D:

Kwahati wrote:

DisneyMom: I hear the spray-on condom is soluble in human saliva, so there's one way to get it off... :D:

Oh Dear
Sounds like the spray-on condom may have a rather high failure rate :twisted:

I'll channel Joe Montana! :p: He made enough touchdown passes to make me happy! Go late 1980's-early1990's Niners! LOVE that team! Love Joe Montana! And I suppose Steve Young...

Saliva? Too much info for me!
These threads NEVER, EVER stay on topic, should we ever expect one to? LOL! :D:
susi

susislicker wrote:...These threads NEVER, EVER stay on topic, should we ever expect one to? LOL! :D:
susi

What do you mean we never stay... ooo, pretty flowers!!
:bloom: :bloom: :bloom:

Kwahati wrote:Let's try to keep it PG-13 around here, okay? There could be kids watching! :twisted:

DisneyMom: I hear the spray-on condom is...

What were you saying? Being told to keep it PG-13 just makes me want to drop the F-Bomb for no particular reason, and I don't do that...

Big Wallaby wrote:What were you saying? Being told to keep it PG-13 just makes me want to drop the F-Bomb for no particular reason, and I don't do that...

Kwahati
I just want you to know that because of you, my 18 year-old son caught me typing in "Spray-On Condom" in my search engine yesterday
I had some 'splainin to do.......
BW, K is nuthin' but trouble!!!!!! :p:

susislicker wrote:I'll channel Joe Montana! :p: He made enough touchdown passes to make me happy! Go late 1980's-early1990's Niners! LOVE that team! Love Joe Montana!

I went to a fund raiser. One of the items up for auction was a 49er helmet with the first ten Hall Of Fame 49er singnatures on it. I out bid two other people and got it.

The president of my company was a Notre Dame alum and played golf with Joe on occasion. I told him about the helmet and asked him if I could show up when he played golf with Joe and get a picture of him with the helmet. The prez said Joe owed him a favor and had him come by work for a tour. Joe came by and I went along taking pictures of startled employees with Joe. I got my picture of Joe, the helmet and me. Really nice guy.

hobie16 wrote:I went to a fund raiser. One of the items up for auction was a 49er helmet with the first ten Hall Of Fame 49er singnatures on it. I out bid two other people and got it.

The president of my company was a Notre Dame alum and played golf with Joe on occasion. I told him about the helmet and asked him if I could show up when he played golf with Joe and get a picture of him with the helmet. The prez said Joe owed him a favor and had him come by work for a tour. Joe came by and I went along taking pictures of startled employees with Joe. I got my picture of Joe, the helmet and me. Really nice guy.

You really are Hobie one-six Kenobi! I am not worthy! I am not worthy! I so jealous!
I have a couple of signed pictures and a jersey, not signed :( . I shore did love that team back then. And a cute QB as well! Living in the Gray Area was such a wonderful thing. I miss San Francisco sometimes. Joe Montana? BETTER than Hannah Montana! :p:

I worked at a company that was located in the Port of Redwood City. Dwight Clark had a restaurant down the road and we'd go in occasionally after work. Dwight was always around doing something. He didn't look all that tall which still makes me wonder how he was able to pull down The Catch in the end zone against the Cowboys.