Stupid Guest Tricks

Main Streeter wrote:Driver, THIS IS WONDERFUL!!! EXCELLENT post!! Thank you for keeping us up to date. Lucky found Magic @ WDW after all! Perfect! :)

Wishing Lucky the best. Thanks for letting us know how happily ever after happened for Lucky. I wish I had the time, space and budget for a dog, because I would probably have taken him.

Has there been any word from the truck owner? Did we get a make, model and tag? Because if he comes back, I do want to uberkey his car.

Big Wallaby wrote:Has there been any word from the truck owner? Did we get a make, model and tag? Because if he comes back, I do want to uberkey his car.

Honest officer I have no idea how that car got chained to the back of the bus. And I just didn't notice it until it got stuck in the canal, on its roof, 3 miles from the parking lot.

:twisted:

Randy

Randy B wrote: Some time after learning this truth I had a good example of how much force a small, determined dog can exert.

No kidding! We've got a Catahula Leopard dog that can put ripples in the asphalt.

TOMD wrote:PHOENIX — Authorities arrested a Chandler police officer Wednesday in the death of a police dog that was left in a hot patrol car for more than 12 hours.

Chandler police Sgt. Tom Lovejoy was booked into Maricopa County jail in Phoenix on a misdemeanor charge of animal cruelty after a two-week investigation into the death of 5-year-old Belgian Malinois "Bandit."

Misdemeanor animal cruelty? How about felony assault of a police officer! That'll keep him out from behind a badge.

On the way home from work I was thinking about the OP in this thread. It struck me that a few things don't add up. The SG left the dog in a closed up car in a parking lot in FL. When they came back, no dog. No mention in the OP was made about anyone leaving a note on the car, so it may or may not have happened. The SG then drove off without inquiring about the dogs health or location.

What hit me is that it sounds like the SG was more than an SG and may have actually been TRYING to "get rid" of the dog. As in, gee, I got ex's favorite beast in the divorce. Then tries to do the "I don't know what happened, he just fell over" (while trying to look totally innocent).

This possability would push me from just being angry that an SG could be so stupid (I know, redundant), to furious that someone could be so dispicably evil. I would hope that the local LEOs would investigate a bit and see if the SG needs to get an endangerment fine for being stupid, or needs jail time for being so deliberately evil.

And in either case I would make sure (with a rusty dull knife) that this SG would never procreate. The same thing could easily happen to any child of theirs.

JMHO

Randy

I was just talking about a similar situation to Polar yesterday. We saw a dog in the bed of a truck and I got pissed! He looked at me kind of funny and I told him the story.

I had the extreme misfortune to see a huge black dog fall out of of some jackass' truck a while ago and get trampled by the tires. I had to call the cops on my cell phone so they could take the stupid sombitch to jail for murder.

Needless to say, ANYTIME I see a dog in the back of a truck, I get bent out of shape knowing that it could happen to any doggie whose owner is a moron.

There's no seatbelts back there! If you can't let your kid sit back there, what makes you think it's safe for an animal??!?!

GRRRRR....

Sorry. I tend to get agitated when it comes to defenseless pets.

When they catch him they should handcuff him to the grab bar of a small world boat and force him to go aroud 782 times.

bonniehoy wrote:When they catch him they should handcuff him to the grab bar of a small world boat and force him to go aroud 782 times.

Now that's just too cruel. Too cruel to the "it's a small world" children and the CMs who have to monitor the ride. :)

I still say make him run the monorail beam from Epcot to the TTC. A train right behind him on the narrow beam will keep him going. How wide is the beam anyway? If I'm not mistaken it is narrow enough to make jogging it non-stop interesting.

Shorty82 wrote:Now that's just too cruel. Too cruel to the "it's a small world" children and the CMs who have to monitor the ride. :)

I still say make him run the monorail beam from Epcot to the TTC. A train right behind him on the narrow beam will keep him going. How wide is the beam anyway? If I'm not mistaken it is narrow enough to make jogging it non-stop interesting.

How about sewing him into a fur coat and selling him to M Vick for the "ring"

Randy

Randy B wrote:How about sewing him into a fur coat and selling him to M Vick for the "ring"

Randy

I hate to sound stupid but who is M Vick and what ring?