Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:...and the average speed of a naked marcupial being a little faster than the speed of a fart...

Hey, I can outrun a fart like nothing else out there... oh, wait, you said shaved... doh.

Cranbiz wrote:(Ok, maybe it wasn't 15 but it was at least 10 cases.

No matter the cases Cran, darph is simply ovwhelmed & jealous. ;)

Cranbiz wrote:Sorry guys, you forgot 1 thing. a day = 24 hours.

It was also hot as hell that day and we sweated most of it out.




(Ok, maybe it wasn't 15 but it was at least 10 cases. After all, it was 25 years ago)

Stop looking down because what you think grows when you lie does not grow but in half the cases shrinks by 18.73 to 39.62%.

Cranbiz wrote:(Ok, maybe it wasn't 15 but it was at least 10 cases. After all, it was 25 years ago)

Ten, fifteen, who cares. We fried a bunch o' brain cells.

hobie16 wrote:Ten, fifteen, who cares. We fried a bunch o' brain cells.

Okay,let's say 10 cases in 24hrs.Thats 240 beers (divided by 2=120 beers.Divide that by 24=5,into 60mins,that's 1 beer every 12min.Divide 625 by it's square root and you get a headache) :mad:

darph nader wrote:Okay,let's say 10 cases in 24hrs.Thats 240 beers (divided by 2=120 beers.Divide that by 24=5,into 60mins,that's 1 beer every 12min.Divide 625 by it's square root

darph, you are Harvard math material! Who'd have thot?? :D:

10 cases for two people is 5 cases per person.
12 servings per case is 60 per person.

That means in 24 hours someone drank 60 servings of booze when 15 to 20 would be so drunk the person could not drink more beer. It would be one serving every 24 minutes. While a person could do that there would be severe alcohol poisoning and even death.

Give up and confess you told a wild tale.

ktulu wrote:First of all, you're the one who told everyone about the shaved kitty. So, :p:

Anyhoooooooo, hey ya pattimelt. I'm just a lowly SG, but if they'd make me CEO I'd be a CM :D:

Actually, I would do just about any job, for the CEO pay :D:

wasn't that my hairless pussy?
and he wasn't shaved, he is naturally bald.

drcorey wrote:wasn't that my hairless pussy?
and he wasn't shaved, he is naturally bald.

No, ICSP talked about a shaved kitty, her is not naturally bald and rumor is requires some sort of commercial grade clippers.

Main Streeter wrote:darph, you are Harvard math material! Who'd have thot?? :D:

Don't look at me. I can't even 'spell' Havrard. :(