Stupid Guest Tricks

BRWombat wrote:Hey, I work for a city guvmint, I ain't made o' $$$.

Yeah, we've heard that one before ]
Keep in mind that although I am a native Texan, I grew up in Colorado & still have to fake my way through those songs when they're being sung.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but you have the mad vocal skills. The best I can do it play the drums along with it.

[quote="Cranbiz"]There is nothing with hugging a roly poly Cranbiz, just watch your hand placement. ]

Heard on the parking lot tram @ MK: "Watch your head as you exit the tram... and if you don't watch your head, watch your language."

EmptyCinema wrote:Heard on the parking lot tram @ MK: "Watch your head as you exit the tram... and if you don't watch your head, watch your language."

Hey, I use that one!

EmptyCinema wrote:Heard on the parking lot tram @ MK: "Watch your head as you exit the tram... and if you don't watch your head, watch your language."

Me Too!! Just it's not watch your head, it's watch your step.

Cranbiz wrote:Me Too!! Just it's not watch your head, it's watch your step.

I meant step. I don't mention anything about watching your head.

Big Wallaby wrote:I meant step. I don't mention anything about watching your head.

If your eyes are on your head, how can you watch your own head? You could watch someone else's head, but unless you have a mirror, it would be difficult to watch your own head.

Maybe the spiel should be "Please watch someone else's head as you exit the tram."

leftcoaster wrote:If your eyes are on your head, how can you watch your own head? You could watch someone else's head, but unless you have a mirror, it would be difficult to watch your own head.

Maybe the spiel should be "Please watch someone else's head as you exit the tram."

"SIR, I SAID WATCH SOMEONE ELSE'S HEAD AND YOU WERE CLEARLY STARING AT HER...oh look, bunnies!"

ktulu wrote:"SIR, I SAID WATCH SOMEONE ELSE'S HEAD AND YOU WERE CLEARLY STARING AT HER...oh look, bunnies!"

Maybe that is what Big W was doing when he punted poor Thumper. LOL

leftcoaster wrote:If your eyes are on your head, how can you watch your own head?

You just have to know where to look. On those buses, there are plenty of mirrors.

I thought the line was:

"Please mind your head and watch your step. If you don't, please mind your manners and watch your language."

The head part makes better sense on the trams than on the buses.