Stupid Guest Tricks

mechurchlady wrote: :wallaby: :dalek:

Welcome and Zazu needs to make a lady wallaby it seems. I am in hot water now. I already got banned from a chat room for flirting with a moderator's husband. I am not sure who is in hotter water Wallaby or me for our shennanigans.

Wombat hide me. Maybe I can use Darph as a human shield.

No problem churchy,we'll just hide behind my stack of emptys. ;)

[quote="darph nader"]No problem churchy,we'll just hide behind my stack of emptys. ]
Emptys do not stop a bullet like a human shield. Think of the sweet churchlady you will be saving. :fatlady:

BRWombat wrote:No need to use Darph. Welcome, T'Kirr!!!!

ROFL!! Poor darph. No one needs him. :D: BRW, actually darph would not be a good shield. He's abt as tall & wide as the pine in the floats he promises. ]We are glad to have you on SGT site.[/U] :)

Hey, the glass can be big!

Main Streeter wrote:He's abt as tall & wide as the pine in the floats he promises.

Geez, you still haven't delivered on the pine float? My goodness, man! Get with the times! From what the Bubble Ladies say, MS is someone you want to at least deliver on your promise of pine floats for, even if it is so far beneath her. Which, judging from her welcoming of my wife, it is. :)

Big Wallaby wrote:Geez, you still haven't delivered on the pine float? My goodness, man! Get with the times!

Big, NO! HUSH!! PLZ let this skate. Pine floats are far beneath me cuz they are so cheap. LOL All I want is a Coke :coke: or a damn Pepsi! :pepsi: The Bubble Ladies have no idea how evil I can be. ;) They are DL Treasuers & speak well of all CMs. Only proper your beautiful wife be on SGT site. Maybe she can help me redo darph. Not an easy task. :D:

I feel so welcomed, but... what's this stuff about me being beautiful? What's BW been saying?

...And you believe him?

He seems like an honest bloke.

I rather not discuss what he has said as anything I say may be incriminating and get the Wallaby into more trouble. Be thankfull he did not call you an ugly hag or the world's worst cook unlike some men I know.

mechurchlady wrote:anything I say may be incriminating and get the Wallaby into more trouble.

You have her permission to flirt with me. What more do you need?

Please, the fur only goes one way.

Big Wallaby wrote:You have her permission to flirt with me. What more do you need?

Please, the fur only goes one way.

Let me see if your fur goes one way, Wallaby. Oh it does but now my back scratcher broke on his fur.