Stupid Guest Tricks

This is an old story, but one of my favorites. It occured at the Grand Fla, 1900 Park Faire breakfast when characters were in the dining room and Mary Poppins was in the lobby. Mary had a line and a little girl came up to her with her parents. Mary said hello and asked how the little girl was. She responded, "Mary Poppins I have to poooooop!!!". Mary nicely told her to go ahead and she would be waiting when she came back. The parents were adament that they get a picture and autograph at that moment because they had already waited in line.

When Mary came back from breakfast and told the rest of us this story, it kept us laughing for months and months.

And don't forget the classic SG parent who tries to get their undersized kid on a ride, saying (say it with me, now) "But he's ridden this a thousand times!/Somebody else let him on!" Where's a Child Protective Services officer when you really need one?