Stupid Guest Tricks

SueOKW wrote:My youngest actually asked for a pair last week. I think I must have looked at her like she was from Mars. :aliens:

She kept saying, "Mom?" "Mom?"

Hey Indy, another 'blank stare' moment.
On Disney board X, I made the comment that "The person who INVENTED these things should have there head examined".One responce was "So I should have my head examined for buying my kids these things?" My responce was "the Fool that INVENTED them,the fool that buys them is a different thread" (thank you obi won)

I'll admit I want a pair of these, not so I can wheel around and knock over anyone (although it'd be useful...) but so I can just hold onto the back of the ECV I'll rent for my wife and she can tow my fat butt around the parks. Then we'll demand front of the line privileges because we're to laz.. I mean she is disabled and deserves it!

bpgstudios wrote:Zazu...where's the heelies kid doing a faceplant into the asphault smilie?

I'm a bit worn out from pulling CAT-6 cable all over my house. Would you settle for a skateboard faceplant? :faceplant

IndyandMarion wrote:
Mark my words. When the world ends. . .

Keith Richards
Roaches
Heelies

Will be the only three freakin things left.

:hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria:

That just made my day right there!

Well I am happy to report that I only saw 1 Pair of heelies on the Wonder. Of course, it was in the hallway by the side door of Triton's while there were crowds of people waiting to meet the Mouse and trying to go down to dinner. I fought the overwhelming urge to send her flying.

Now, only seeing 1 pair may have been a fluke, as 1. I drank alot and 2. This was an adult-only trip for me, so we hid up on Deck 9 forward alot. :D:

OR......could have been the CM's were more stingent cuz Al Weiss was on our cruise. I had a pic with him. Very nice guy. :)

Hi. New here. I know a heelie story. When I was in the seventh grade, heelies were banned in my school. Well this one guy decided he was too cool for the rules and went skating by in heelies. A teacher saw him and started to go after him, but before she caught up with him, the kid (apparantly not paying attention) went down the steps to the library and fell flat on his face! :hysteria: Don't worry, it was only two or three steps to the library. Anyways, the teacher caught up with him. Don't know what happened after that.

Do you know that little Martian asked me AGAIN last night????????????

This time I didn't just stare at her like she was insane. I simply said "no".

"Why?"

"They are bad for your feet. You can't wear them anywhere. You will hurt yourself and others."

"Mom, please?"

"No."

"Mom, please?"

Silence.

Funny how the easiest way to stop the 'please, no, please, no, please, no, why, because, please, no' game is to stop talking to the little buggers.

(i love her, really.)

IndyandMarion wrote:We can't throw em overboard because they'd just roll across the top of the dolphin's and whales backs because that's how evil those things are!

Mark my words. When the world ends. . .

Keith Richards
Roaches
Heelies

Will be the only three freakin things left.

Dude how the hell could you forget about
Cher
and
KISS

They will be around too. Mark my words

Don't forget Joan Rivers, she is all plastic.

And most of all: Dick Clark