Stupid Guest Tricks

Adding to the list is that guest must not bring to the parks expensive or precious stuff. One idiot had an irreplaceable photocopy which got turned into mush on Splash Mountain. Do not bring Rolex watches or the watch your great granny gave to you.

Clothing is something for the list for sure. Not everyone wants to see your 400 pound bulk hanging out of a mini skirt or tight pants. Heck we do not need to see your skinny butt hanging out from under your mini skirt. It is not fair that us guest with good shoes have to work our way around guests who wear shoes not meant to stand on let alone walk in. Nothing like a lady with not so water-proof makeup except for hair pieces falling off.

The ideal guest would dress so that they can have fun without being a bother to other guests and they would wear the proper sunscreen lotion and clothes for the park. No more bright red guests in pain.

mechurchlady wrote:Clothing is something for the list for sure. Not everyone wants to see your 400 pound bulk hanging out of a mini skirt or tight pants.

Aw, dang, Churchy! Are you telling me I can't parade around in my Speedo on my next trip??? :barf:

BRWombat wrote:Aw, dang, Churchy! Are you telling me I can't parade around in my Speedo on my next trip??? :barf:

I did not mention Speedo just mini skirts and tight pants so go ahead and parade down Main Street in you Speedo. Just let me know so I can tape the news for you when security hauls you arse out of the park, lol.

Okay, not to blow my own horn -- okay, maybe just a little -- but the newsletter with the "Being the Ideal Guest" article is on the web now, just in case anyone else who wanted to read it hasn't: PassPorter News - Nov. 2, 2006. It's the second full article in the right-hand column.

Cool article BRW, thanks for sharing.