Stupid Guest Tricks

bpgstudios wrote:While I'm at it, a poke to my Humanities class for being on Thursday till 6pm. Luckily Nemo preview goes till 9!

Don't feel too bad - I've got a Wednesday night class that runs from 6:00 to 10:00 p.m. And that's on top of my morning classes, so I am a either a zombie or a bitch on wheels by Thurday ;)

Poke to my family friend Calvin. I am crying exhausted and in a foul mood. I said I did not have time and had to get inside. The idiot filled the trash can with wood scraps and drug all the trash from the back yard into the drive way so now I cannot take out half the trash including four bags in the hallway and could have the city on us for the stuff in the driveway.
Another poke to Calvin for stopping me while i got a leaking dinner for mom, groceries, and my left dinner which was pressing on my darned burned thumb.
Save everyone time with 5000 pokes to Calvin.

Poke to the person driving 20 mph in a 35 mph zone.

Anyone got hugs and a new poker?

I like to poke...............no, STAB the guests with the big bulging back packs that when they turn, it smacks me right in the face!!!

[quote="BirdMom"]Don't feel too bad - I've got a Wednesday night class that runs from 6:00 to 10:00 p.m. And that's on top of my morning classes, so I am a either a zombie or a bitch on wheels by Thurday ]
(note to self,stay off roads on Thursdays)

darph nader wrote:(note to self,stay off roads on Thursdays)

Bwahahahahaha!!!!! (But just for safety's sake, I drive a white Golf ;) )

[quote="BirdMom"]Bwahahahahaha!!!!! (But just for safety's sake, I drive a white Golf ]

Oh,no worrys then.I drive a big f-in Suburban. :twisted:
You might scratch the paint,then I would have to pour coffee in your backpack.

A large industrial sized poke to all the idiots who are still calling me to find out summer Disney schedules.

A poke at the homeless people who think my hotel is their personal shower and rest area. (I'm sorry, but I have to follow rules, guys)

A stabbity stab to being off for 3 days and coming back to nothing being done by rest of staff.

A poke to the guest who called to ask if I knew other hotel's amenities and rates.

A poke and a trip to Hades for all the people who are trying to ruin my Halloween holiday.

A giant poke to my mother who is on her second day of long never ending whirlwinds of talking about stuff. This morning she slow whined about not being fed. POKE POKE POKE Yesterday she had 3 eggs scrambled with canned milk and a slice of cheese, most of a tomato, block cheese wedges, and a slice of toast cut in half, buttered and jellied. I made her coffee her way with canned milk, vanilla flavoring and a dusting of cinnamon. Dinner was pot roast, mashed potatos, mixed veggies, green salad and iced tea.

I do not feed her? She just scarfed down the 3 egg omelet with sliced cheese, coffee, tomato, 3 sausage links, 2 tortillas with butter, and jack cheese.
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[quote="BirdMom"]Don't feel too bad - I've got a Wednesday night class that runs from 6:00 to 10:00 p.m. And that's on top of my morning classes, so I am a either a zombie or a bitch on wheels by Thurday ]

Yeah i got one of those too. first class today I need to be here by 8am, next class at noon, then 5 hours before my 6pm Art as Interface class.

While i'm at it, P O |< = to Jean-Michael Basquiat for doing such a long movie about...i cant really tell anymore. If anyone has the "pleasure" of watching Downtown 81, I strongly suggest sparing yourself 2 hours of your life you will never get back. I failed that quiz :(

Im in a rant-y mood today. Good for me I guess, I have to write a paper today.

Arrgh poke to the internet hookup at my work for being SLOW.
poke to the farging icehole who took home the master key AGAIN!
poke to anyone who thinks OC is full of stuck up idiots.
poke to the guest who decided to show up at 2am and got pissed about his rate.
poke of death to my sore throat that won't go away.