What you said / What they heard

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Re: What you said / What they heard

Post by disneymaniac81 » Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:24 am

Zazu wrote:Damn, were you aboard the Disney Wonder last week with me? Thought my wife was going to get us both the plank for badmouthing and kicking the seat of a self-appointed photo historian in the row in front of us. She had both a video camera and a flash camera and used both at the same time. At least we have the comfort of knowing that the sound on her video was full of my wife's voice asking questions like, "Were you born an asshole, or did you have to study?"
This one applies at rides like soarin too they snap pics and ruin the ride for everyone and all they get is a shot of blue screen


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Re: What you said / What they heard

Post by disneymaniac81 » Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:39 am

CM said: I am sorry but I can't let you in early with your fastpass.

Guest hears: I am not sorry I just want to watch you wait and stare at the fastpass clock and glare at me until it is time because you don't like me cause we both know you don't check anyone elses fastpass


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Re: What you said / What they heard

Post by Alyssa3467 » Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:03 pm

In Greetings from California, at the register near the PhotoPass machines:

Stores CM: I can help the next guest with merchandise only
Guest: I'd like to view my pictures...
CM: I said merchandise only :oweye:



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Re: What you said / What they heard

Post by ucfsweetie82 » Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:23 pm

On a non-busy day at GMR
ME: "Folks If you hurry we can get you right on the ride."
SG: "Take your time and then have a fit when you have to wait two minutes for the next vehicle."



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Re: What you said / What they heard

Post by Driver_dylan » Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:02 pm

At LMA

CM: I'm sorry the show is full at this time.
Guest Heard: There are more seats inside, but I'm not going to let you in just because I'm a meany.


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Re: What you said / What they heard

Post by hhsrat » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:30 pm

CM: "I'm sorry sir, our attraction closes at 5pm. It's now 5:05, and we are closed."
What the guest heard: "I'm not going to let you in because of your race"



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Re: What you said / What they heard

Post by Purpura » Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:29 pm

CM (Me) :Please get off the stage, for your own safety. (at Plaza Gardens in Disneyland)

What the sg kids heard :You're not allowed to play on here even though there is a chain blocking Mom and Dad from getting to us and it is a large place we can run around in.


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Re: What you said / What they heard

Post by drcorey » Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:31 pm

disneymaniac81 wrote:This one applies at rides like soarin too they snap pics and ruin the ride for everyone and all they get is a shot of blue screen
hmm, the brain is smarter than the camera. wow, now there is a battle.


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Re: What you said / What they heard

Post by jgirl120 » Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:56 pm

BRWombat wrote:What was said: "How many in your group?"

What was heard: "In spite of the fact that I've had a long day, have hundreds of people behind you in line, and have heard every possible joke answer to this question, I really would like you to say 'All of us,' or miscount, or just pull some random number out of the air. That would make my day."
I absolutelly love this one!!!
I think this section should be called What you said/ What you wish you could have said.



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Re: What you said / What they heard

Post by jgirl120 » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:08 pm

BRWombat wrote:What was said: Please move all the way across the theater.

What was heard: Please stop in the middle and sit down regardless of how many people are behind you. Everyone else move all the way across the theater. :mad:
I love going to shows as a guest when I know the theater is gonna fill and SGs push through so they are the first through the doors that are opening toward them, just to watch them be told to move all the way across the row...i just love it!!!!!!



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