Stupid Guest Tricks

Aw! Come on I have to say the best is slamming those brakes on the croc bridge... oops did one of them eat you? My bad.

What does Sit Down Mean to me?
(to the tune of "it's a small world")
Get your ass into a seat
Get your ass into a seat
Get your ass into a seat
Sit your butt, down, NOW!

Anyone wanna translate that into French, Japanese, Spanish, and Portugese?

Seriously I hate when people decide to stand waiting on the lift or ready belts at small world. You ain't getting off yet, your not that lucky! Plus your delaying everyone else in your boat from leaving as quickly.

Polar33 wrote:Please note: Translations may or not be accurate, web translators can only do so much, but I am 90% shure that it can all be said without fear of accidently insulting someones mother.

Shoot, Polar, if you're having to say those things, I wouldn't worry about possibly insulting their mothers. :)

I just want to plug Wombat's blog. It was worth a chuckle.... although I'm not sure that I'll ever be able to rid my mind of the picture that flashed when I read about him having weaned his iguana.

yippyskippy: When I interned at AES/QA, we called that the 'No disco dancing' sign.

1. It
2. Only
3. LOOKS
4. Like
5. A
6. Toy.
7. It
8. WILL
9. Kill
10. You.

I used to use that line at the Snow White ride all the time, then I heard that management told Ops they can't make the Guests think for themselves any more.

Polar33 wrote:I couldn't resist...

French
entrant votre âne dans un siège
entrent votre âne dans un siège
entrent votre âne dans un siège
reposent votre bout vers le bas MAINTENANT!

Spanish
ponga tu asno en un asiento
ponga tu asno en un asiento
ponga tu asno en un asiento
¡ponga tu extremo abajo AHORA!

Portugese
coloque parte traseira em um assento
coloque parte traseira em um assento
coloque parte traseira em um assento
Ponha seu ponto baixo de trás AGORA!

I translated it back with an online translator and it said

Spanish
Put your burro in a seat
put your burro in a seat
put your burro in a seat
¡put your down the extreme NOW!

French
Entering your donkey in a seat
between your donkey in a seat
between your donkey in a seat
rest your end
towards the bottom NOW!

Portuguese
Put rear part in a seat
put rear part in a seat
put rear part in a seat
Put his point under backwards NOW!

influx of new safari drivers on this site.

as much fun as it may be to slam on the brakes for guests that are standing (been there, done that), keep in mind that managers can and do sneak onto trucks. A well-timed brake slam could be interpreted as a safety problem ...

Ass has three common English meanings:
A donkey as in equine horse like animal.
the area between the waist and the thighs
A CUSTOMER OR GUEST

You used donkey to get asno which is also called in Los Angeles area un burro. You probably have them wondering why you want them to put their donkey in a seat. Like we not longer use burros but use BMWs.

hhsrat wrote:influx of new safari drivers on this site.

as much fun as it may be to slam on the brakes for guests that are standing (been there, done that), keep in mind that managers can and do sneak onto trucks. A well-timed brake slam could be interpreted as a safety problem ...

Safari- been there done that :) But I have to say that regardless guests have no clue. Come on what is the average number of jumpers on Ripsaw Falls at IOA each day or even on rides with lap bars. Sitting is not in their vocabulary. Smart people like us realize that sitting is an intelligent thing, but hey what can you do? Stupid people are facts of life. Stupid people pay my bills. So I just smile and nod and call them all retarded jackasses under my breath. (Just Kidding :) Maybe- ish) :duh:

TrappedinHarambe wrote:Safari- been there done that :)

figured with a name like "TrappedinHarambe", you were still there, doing that ... I've also been there, done that, got the t-shirt