Stupid Guest Tricks

I find so many people that have extremely inappropriate sayings on them. I dont know how many times I have asked a guest to either change or turn their shirt inside out. I just wish our entrance people would check people as they come in rather than letting them wander the park until 2pm when I see them and ask them to change. Then I have to deal with the complaint of "well no one else has said anything about it". Just dont wear that stuff to a FAMILY park and it wont be a problem.

Pardon a non-castmember comment...we go through the same things as teachers. The other teachers don't check dresscode and I have to deal with it at the end of the day. However, we also still have to deal with the parents who try to say they pay our salaries, etc. Just because you went to public school does not mean you can do my job. It's the same thing for ya'll...just because you know the parks inside and out does not mean you can do the job of a castmember.

I was at back grouper the other day and saw, no joke, an 80 year old man with a yellowed-white t-shirt that said "this isn't a beer belly its a fuel tank for a sex machine". This man was a poster child for Viagra.

I run into a lot of funny shirts more than "why on earth would you wear that?" stuff. Last night at EMH there was a kid that came through my Studio B queue 3 times with a shirt that said "Beware of Angry Beavers". I always enjoy the shirts that make a statement - mainly bc I'd never wear one I guess.

Funny shirts are the best. One time in Six Flags: Magic Mountain my brother wore a Wally World shirt, and the best part was the laughs he recieved from the people who understood.

300 Lbs., Pink tube top, 3" heels, bright red Thrifty lipstick, mini (sort of).

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!

Saw a shirt on a girl at the mall the other day:

"Treat me like an Angel, and I'll be your little Devil."

She looked not much older than 15, and was...well...gifted in the chest area. And women wonder why guys don't look them in the eyes.

Natural Selection Fan wrote:300 Lbs., Pink tube top, 3" heels, bright red Thrifty lipstick, mini (sort of).

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!

Two words:

EEEEEE YEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

As my brother says, "Spandex is a privilege, not a right."

Natural Selection Fan wrote:300 Lbs., Pink tube top, 3" heels, bright red Thrifty lipstick, mini (sort of).

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!

Dude, when I fly into John Wanye Intl. on Feb 25th, I might have to find and kill you for creating that mental image. . .

Natural Selection Fan wrote:300 Lbs., Pink tube top, 3" heels, bright red Thrifty lipstick, mini (sort of).

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!

OH GOD,I've been BLINDED.

SWTexasBelle wrote:As my brother says, "Spandex is a privilege, not a right."

As a SF and Anime fan who's gone to many conventions, I second this emotion!