Stupid Guest Tricks

Fall in a heap, then jump back on their Segways, saying, Onward! We do not complain about our magic being ruined, for WE are SGT'ers and shun any such nonsense, and as they rode toward even more fun, Churchy was heard to say......

"I wanna go on Space Mountain. Of course, with the right alcohol, we could make it Space Mountaini."

And with that, Churcy downed an entire bottle of RUM, and headed to the POTC, singing Yo ho Yo ho a Churchys life for me. Her Segway making a rather erratic course, and instead of heading to POTC, was going toward......

...Jungle Cruise, when who should appear but Churchy's mom, waiting at the JC entrance. Churchy immediately...

hid in the bushes, waiting for Mom to wander away. When Churchy finally emerged, covered with bougainvilla scratches, she muttered...

"You gotta lick it before you stick it."

Wombat replied,...

Ummmm, O.K., Whatever you say, And even though he was a poet, he didn't know it. Meanwhile, the other SGT'ers were planning to catch up to Churchy, and had gone straight to the POTC, where Wallaby said.....

Let's freak out everyone and respond with the correct number in our party!
The CM's were so shocked at guests behaving properly they......

sent everyone to City Hall for a dream fastpass. When the CM's at City Hall claimed to not know anything about dream fastpasses, Big Wallaby came in with his NSA coupons and said........

"This says I can have one free donald duck, and the one doing autographs by the castle won't come with me!!"

Susislicker stopped humming a tune sounding suspiciously like Man I feel like a Wombat only just long enough to reply.........