Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:17 pm
There in lies the adventure. :D:Zazu wrote:Possibly, but consider what he might have to do to satisfy the Mistress of the Dead.
Could get confusing....
Stupid Guest Tricks
Stories about guest behavior in theme parks.
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Official SGT ADD thread
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Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:10 pm
Yeah baby!!!darph nader wrote:There in lies the adventure. :D:
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:21 pm
Let me add another one... My Hubby has the same button too! :D:DisneyMom wrote:I have a button that says "Practice Safe Hex" I've had since the 80's......
Wore it first time I met the Ktulu Family.
Weirdly,Mrs.Ktulu said she had the same button at home!
(cue Twilight Zone theme music) :p:
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:06 am
Next time the Ktulus are in town WE MUST MEET! :D:techie-13 wrote:Let me add another one... My Hubby has the same button too! :D:
(where did I put that thing.......)
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:52 am
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:06 pm
Just like my gran-daughter. Except it would be a cat.JugglingFreak wrote:
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
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Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:14 pm
From today's entry in my "Classic Dave Barry" daily calendar:
[INDENT]My favorite attraction at Sea World was actually not a marine show: It was a security guard standing directly under a sign that said, in big letters, EXIT ONLY DO NOT ENTER, and endlessly repeating "No, you can't come in here; you have to go over there, where it says ENTER HERE." He was saying this over and over and over to a constant stream of people who had been stricken with Theme Park Stupidity (TPS). Many of these people would stop and stare at the guard, slack-jawed, not grasping his point, even when he tried to simplify it. ("Not HERE. Go THERE.") Hours later, I passed by the same spot, and the guard was still repeating his message. His face had a hollow look. I would not be surprised if, later that night, at the Theme Park Workers Bar, he took a swing at Piglet. [/INDENT] :D:
[INDENT]My favorite attraction at Sea World was actually not a marine show: It was a security guard standing directly under a sign that said, in big letters, EXIT ONLY DO NOT ENTER, and endlessly repeating "No, you can't come in here; you have to go over there, where it says ENTER HERE." He was saying this over and over and over to a constant stream of people who had been stricken with Theme Park Stupidity (TPS). Many of these people would stop and stare at the guard, slack-jawed, not grasping his point, even when he tried to simplify it. ("Not HERE. Go THERE.") Hours later, I passed by the same spot, and the guard was still repeating his message. His face had a hollow look. I would not be surprised if, later that night, at the Theme Park Workers Bar, he took a swing at Piglet. [/INDENT] :D:
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:28 pm
Great story Wombat. btw,WIIIDDEEE Screen is best left to movies. 
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:16 pm
