Stupid Guest Tricks

File a restraining order that requires SSSSSS GEEEEES to always behave in a polite and reasonable manner in or out of Disney Property? Wombat replied,....

"Pffft. Sure. And I'm the Queen of England."

Then, the Doctor came in with his timey-wimey device, and Notatourist was so impressed to meet him, that...

He spilled a Dole Whip down the front of his clothing, and began to brush at it with a towel that he got from....

someone at Gates at the Yacht and Beach Club. That person at Gates immediately became a member of SGT, because...

He was telling the SGT'ers about the SG's that pool hop, and are stealing his towels, and the towels are shiping up at different resorts, even though he tries to do a good job, the lead always takes the side of the theiving SG, and he comps the SG to a free Hoodie at the gift shop!! When faced with that, DisneyMom said.....

Oh, Goody, goody, I want a hoodie! and when the ssssss...geeeeees heard that, they ALL came up demanding their free hoodies. Mainstreeter turned to Disneymom and said...

What did you say that for, now they all want one! Disneymom said in a small voice,"it's just so COLD in this Jessica dress..." Trying to salvage the situation, Susislicker said to Grumpy Pirate,.......

Weird my text went Big! In Purpura's voice.
Then.....

Susislicker said.....

fallen off. Susi didn't care because...This is my 500th POST I'll have you know! And there's 500 Ssssss Geeeeees out there wanting a hoodie so we need to find Zazu who has 500 feathers on his body to tell BR Wombat who has 500 cases pending to get on the 500th bus driven by Big Wallaby who gave out 500 dream pins to little kids cause he is so happy at WDW and wants to try to do at least 500 different jobs there. So in about 500 minutes Polar is gonna come in here and say....



(Check that out!!!!! Susi is a JABBERJAW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!) Time to partay!
So all of the SGTers hugged Susi and now that she was a jabber jaw they wanted to know her secret. "Well", she said, taking a deep breath...