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Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:54 pm
by Main Streeter
hobie16 wrote:So I was out sailing yesterday, impeccably dressed.
Would expect nothing but imepccable from you hobie. Keel is way over there.
Looks like a few of our Catalina trips.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:25 pm
by hobie16
Smartass crew decided to sheet out and get my shoes wet.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:03 pm
by darph nader
No soup for him.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:32 pm
by BRWombat
An oldie from Dave Barry:
[INDENT]
We always get irritable when we return to harsh reality after a couple of days in Walt "You Are Having Some Fun Now, Yes?" Disney Resort and World and Compound, a place where your dreams really do come true, if you dream about having people wearing enormous cartoon-animal heads come around to your restaurant table and act whimsical and refuse to go away until you laugh with delight.
This happens to you constantly at Disney World. I think it's part of a corporate disciple program for Disney executives:
"Johnson, your department is over budget again. You know what that means."
"No, please!"
"Yes, into the Goofy suit!"[/INDENT]
:D:
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:48 pm
by darph nader
So I 'finally' get ahold of a real human-being at unemployment,(woo hoo),and I ask the gal if they are hiring? She gives me the web address and I go to it.
?#1 Can you work a computer? (kinda)
?#2 Can you fuck up an anvil with a rubber hammer? (you betcha)
I should be President of the United states by next month.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:36 pm
by Whazzup
darph nader wrote:So I 'finally' get ahold of a real human-being at unemployment,(woo hoo),and I ask the gal if they are hiring? She gives me the web address and I go to it.
?#1 Can you work a computer? (kinda)
?#2 Can you fuck up an anvil with a rubber hammer? (you betcha)
I should be President of the United states by next month.
Darph, you are scaring me!
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:12 pm
by hobie16
darph nader wrote:So I 'finally' get ahold of a real human-being at unemployment,(woo hoo),and I ask the gal if they are hiring? She gives me the web address and I go to it.
?#1 Can you work a computer? (kinda)
?#2 Can you fuck up an anvil with a rubber hammer? (you betcha)
I should be President of the United states by next month.
Is it Goodyear Tire and Rubber?
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:53 pm
by darph nader
hobie16 wrote:Is it Goodyear Tire and Rubber?
Acme Tool and Die Co.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:37 pm
by techie-13
WHY????....why did I decide to try and make salsa today? I'm not the quickest in the kitchen and I've still got to get this stuff in the canner before we go out for dinner.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:13 pm
by Main Streeter
No cooking today. Most won't let me near a range.
Mel's Drive-in later.