Stupid Guest Tricks

"Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life For Me!!!!!" causing Grumpy Pirate to...

Sing in a very (RUM) shakey voice:

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

This caused Susislicker to say.......

"This must be a dream!" The rest of the SGTers were now all singing the POTC song and laughing when suddenly....

A shot rang out, a dog barked, several SssGeee's fell down crying because their magic vacation was ruined for infinity and beyond. Wombat had just finished eatin' in a fancy dining car, was drinking coffee, and smoking a big cigar, said.........

For a taste of your whiskey, I'll give you some advice. So they handed him their bottle and Wombat drank down their last swallow.........

and said "What a good boy am I." He also said to never trust a lawyer because...

You've got to know when to hold him, know when to fold him, know when to walk away, and never run by the pool, as you could.......

slip without witnesses, and what good is it to sue then? Wombat did continue to sing in a beautiful voice (and unlike Will Turner was not a soprano)causing all the SGT ladies to swoon. The SGT men , feeling competetive, decided to show off by.....

Flirting with the spork bearing Purpura, who definitely is a female, unlike Whazzup who couldn't tell that Purpura was a female due to her name... Then Purpura held up a sign that said 10, cause all the guys were good at....

Doing the Time warp again....But Purpa had changed into the purple Jessica rabbit costume and all the guys........