Stupid Guest Tricks

ktulu wrote:Take the wheels, sand one side flat, and then return them.

A small pair of Diagonal cutters would cut a small piece out of the wheel, making it "bumpy" hehehehe

ktulu wrote:Take the wheels, sand one side flat, and then return them.

I'm sure the dentists of the world would love you if you could get this policy set up.

This thread is giving me an idea for some really cool games in Toy Story Mania...maybe a version just for SGT regulars. "Clothesline the Heelie Brats" would soooo be right up my alley, plus bonus points if you nail them with a beverage at the same time and a big extra added bous if the liquid is scalding hot. And then maybe Stroller Olymics and Bowling for Brazilians...hmmmmm.......

Syndrome wrote:This thread is giving me an idea for some really cool games in Toy Story Mania...maybe a version just for SGT regulars. "Clothesline the Heelie Brats" would soooo be right up my alley, plus bonus points if you nail them with a beverage at the same time and a big extra added bous if the liquid is scalding hot. And then maybe Stroller Olymics and Bowling for Brazilians...hmmmmm.......

Hmmmm you MAY have something there!! we could have competitions!!!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Hmmmm you MAY have something there!! we could have competitions!!!

Hubby and I have an evil plan....
If we see a kid on Heelys coming straight at us at Disneyland, we hold hands, yell "Clothesline!" simultaneously and stretch out still holding hands as far as we can.... we'll let you know if any of the little Darlings get caught in our trap! Mwahahaha! :twisted:

DisneyMom wrote:Hubby and I have an evil plan....
If we see a kid on Heelys coming straight at us at Disneyland, we hold hands, yell "Clothesline!" simultaneously and stretch out still holding hands as far as we can.... we'll let you know if any of the little Darlings get caught in our trap! Mwahahaha! :twisted:

Thats a good one!!!

OR if they even come close to you, fall to the ground, hold your foot, and Yell "OH MY GOD, HE BROKE MY FOOT!! Let him be ejected, hobble a few steps that do the "nevermind, I'm okay!!" and walk on!!!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Thats a good one!!!

OR if they even come close to you, fall to the ground, hold your foot, and Yell "OH MY GOD, HE BROKE MY FOOT!! Let him be ejected, hobble a few steps that do the "nevermind, I'm okay!!" and walk on!!!

HAHAHA! Maybe I could do that in front of Jedi Training Academy and have the HANDSOME Jedi Master come to my rescue! :p:

DisneyMom wrote:Hubby and I have an evil plan....
If we see a kid on Heelys coming straight at us at Disneyland, we hold hands, yell "Clothesline!" simultaneously and stretch out still holding hands as far as we can.... we'll let you know if any of the little Darlings get caught in our trap! Mwahahaha! :twisted:

I've learned from personal experience that if you give any warning, you won't actually get the pleasure of snaring the little moron. I've learned this on many theme park sojourns...whenever I see them and say loudly to hubby, "Cool! I just hope the little brat comes near me so I can send him flying," the parents suddenly seem to beckon them over and warn them not to roll near the crazy woman. The times I've nailed 'em were all stealth times...no warning, just an arm and WHAM.

If you've really adventurous, you can expand the game to hunting other SGs such as the idiots who insist on walking backwards on a crowded sidewalk. If they're coming right for me, I'll hold my water bottle in front of me, pointy cap end forward, and nail 'em right in the back. Startles the crap out of 'em, and what can they really say to me? I was merely protecting my weak, meek little self from being walked into.

Syndrome wrote:I've learned from personal experience that if you give any warning, you won't actually get the pleasure of snaring the little moron. I've learned this on many theme park sojourns...whenever I see them and say loudly to hubby, "Cool! I just hope the little brat comes near me so I can send him flying," the parents suddenly seem to beckon them over and warn them not to roll near the crazy woman. The times I've nailed 'em were all stealth times...no warning, just an arm and WHAM.

If you've really adventurous, you can expand the game to hunting other SGs such as the idiots who insist on walking backwards on a crowded sidewalk. If they're coming right for me, I'll hold my water bottle in front of me, pointy cap end forward, and nail 'em right in the back. Startles the crap out of 'em, and what can they really say to me? I was merely protecting my weak, meek little self from being walked into.

Somehow I don't see you as weak or meek, Syndrome! :D:

Syndrome wrote: If you've really adventurous, you can expand the game to hunting other SGs such as the idiots who insist on walking backwards on a crowded sidewalk. If they're coming right for me, I'll hold my water bottle in front of me, pointy cap end forward, and nail 'em right in the back. Startles the crap out of 'em, and what can they really say to me? I was merely protecting my weak, meek little self from being walked into.

I HATE that! People who walk backwards in a crowded place! Idiots!