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2014 CAPTION CONTEST, Week 3. How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. As always, no prizes, other than the glory/infamy of being chosen.

As the flying horse creature came in for a landing, Brad realized that it's never a good idea to be up a creek without a paddle.

Brad suddenly realizes he has yet another "fish that got away" story that no one will ever believe.

Brad discovers that "fly fishing" didn't mean what he thought it did.

BRWombat wrote:

It turns out the Loch Ness monster wasn't at all what Brad was expecting.

Brad soon learns why there is a "No boating" sign for the lake near Hogwarts....

Brad, tiring of the daily grind of being a lawyer for the city decided that he'd like to be a naval officer. But not just any naval officer. Because his eyesight prevented him from becoming a pilot he decided to become the landing officer on an aircraft carrier.

To prepare for the landing officer test, he rented a canoe and an inflatable pegasus towed by a helicopter. His buddy Gomer volunteered to be the pegasus pilot.

The first landing was going well. Brad was out on a lake directing the landing from his canoe aircraft carrier, the helicopter was towing Gomer and his F-18 pegasus in for a perfect landing when suddenly Gomer dropped his beer. He leaned forward to grab it which pitched the F-18 pegasus into a dive. The picture above was taken a split second before the F-18 pegasus collided with the canoe aircraft carrier which sunk the canoe aircraft carrier and simultaneously deflated the F-18 pegasus and Brad's career as a landing officer.

"Maybe this lawyering gig isn't so bad after all." thought Brad as he swam to shore.

Good gravy, Hobie, that's not a caption, that's a short story! :)
Oh, and he isn't on a pegasus, he is on a hippogriffin.

PatchOBlack wrote:Good gravy, Hobie, that's not a caption, that's a short story! :)
Oh, and he isn't on a pegasus, he is on a hippogriffin.

Darph says, " The Number of s consumed determines the Fantasy Characteristics- This works for humans as well"

PatchOBlack wrote:Good gravy, Hobie, that's not a caption, that's a short story! :)
Oh, and he isn't on a pegasus, he is on a hippogriffin.

Ya learns something every day.