The Never Ending Story

[Big Wallaby]

"What's THAT!?" The SGT crew turned and one of them replied...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

IT's the dreaded Sssssss Geeeeee's, they are back, and look, they have captured Wombat! They were marching toward the SGT'ers chanting: "You're ruining my vacation, you're runing my vacation!" Susislicker and Whazzup, thinking fast, turned and grabbed...........

[Big Wallaby]

a spork. That's all they would need, because...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

They began yelling: SPORK 'em all, let Zazu sort it out!! And with that, charged the crowd while..............

[Whazzup]

Syndrome tried desperately to bring order out of chaos. "Stop it!" she yelled. "You SGTers are acting like Ssssss Geeeees, and I won't have it!"
She enlisted the aid of Pirate and Darph in calming the rampaging sporksters by corraling them with strollers, until one of them pulled out a copy of the Park Rules & Regulations and said...

[Purpura]

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh,
Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh
over the fields we go laughing all the way Hahaha
Bells on bobtails ring making spirits bright Oh what fun it is to laugh and sing
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small small world


And Then...............

(Yes I went on Small World Holiday Last night... I wanna go on there AGAIN! WHEE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHyUXeyiUis)

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

The SGT'ers, incensed that they were tricked into singing Its a small world, took their sporks, and using the strength given them by being SGT'ers, threw them ninja style into the Ssss Geeees, causing many of them to run toward the main gate, yelling, "what time does the park close" and "is there any EMH tonight?" Then Wombat, seeing the great debacle said......

[Big Wallaby]

"Uhhhh..."

Which was strange, because at all other times, Wombat was very well-spoken. Problem was, ...

[DisneyMom]

The Ssssssss Geeees were so loud and in unison, Wombat thought it was one of his choral groups. "No, Wombat, don't go to the Dark Side!" we all yelled, but he started to get that glazed look on his face that is recognizable to all the CM's.Desperate action was required, so the Bubble Ladies.....

[mechurchlady]

Blew bubbles into Wombat's face and he passed out as a light bulb lit over his head. Syndrome did CPR on Wombat though he did not need it or want it and that shock snapped him back to abnormal. With the SGs gone there was peace in WDW except the loud cacophony of one SG (not Churchy) :D: known as ..........