Stupid Guest Tricks

many accolades and a trip to the moon from her fellow SGTer's. Churchy said I can't go to the moon, Alice, because....

last time I rode Mission: Space they took me to Mars and they didn't even let me sit in the front cab of the Monorail, because they were too busy...

trying to run over the SGs who had snuck their Segways into the park and were racing along the monorail beam towards.....

the giant toaster Resort, where they would inevitably find Zazu...

chasing down burning cigarettes in the woods of Adventureland, all the while muttering to himself...

Susislicker has gas. What if one of those cigarettes ignites all that gas! We'd all be blown to....

The Astronaut Meals are not gluten-free, so instead Churchy was treated to...

cabbages and radishes while all the SGTers were hoping that no one lit a ciggie in the vicinity of Susi Auto Center. Zazu came running, flapping his wings and squawking like a chicken because.....

He didn't want anyone to set off the Fireworks that were stored nearby! Luckily,.....

They went off anyway when Churchy burped and the ensuing fireball ignited the fireworks. Att the SGT'ers were Ooooo in and Awwwing when DisneyMom looked away from the fireworks and down at the crowd toward them and yelled........