Stupid Guest Tricks

Anna wrote:I know you also. I also know Suess Girl and BTTF4Life. I'll give you a little hint---I'm the MIB champ.

But this is not the name you normally use!!!

Notatourist wrote:I know, and I will state this. Unless you have worked in a park, or a park like enviroment, no one will understand the brother and sisterhood presented on this site more than park and park enviroments (the customer service industry)...so we all stand together and laugh when we need to, advise when we need to, cry when we have to, and love whenever we can.

Disney, Universal, Sea World, Knotts, Lego, Six Flags and those I have left out, unite!

Well Said! :D:

Hey, don't look at me. I'm neutral in this one.

Sorry-Halloween's making me all militant.

Cast Member on the back of a tram: Please exit to the driver's left hand side
Guest: How am I to know which way the driver is facing?

Dude been there, heard that one before! HAHAHA but it still never fails to make me crack up. In the words of my boy Indy "Heres your Sign"

Lasolimu wrote:I am curious, has anyone been asked the question: Are you real? as a serious question?

Yeah, I get that one at Safaris all the time.

This isn't theme park-related, but I used to work in an office where I had to wear a tie. Sometimes before or after work, I had to drop by Publix, Wal-Mart, Target, etc. Invariably, someone will stop me and say, "Do you work here?" I had no store name tag, vest, smock, or anything that identified me as an employee. I'd tell them, "No, I don't work here." After a while, I'd be asked if I worked at the store so many times that I was very tempted to say, "No, I don't work here! Do you see a name tag? Does it look like I make $5/hour?"

One time, I walked into a store with a polo shirt and jeans. Someone asked me, "Do you work here?" I almost lost it!

I usually say yes and then point them in the wrong direction, or sometimes if I know what they are looking for and they seem like a nice enough person I'll take them there.

BarryH wrote:This isn't theme park-related, but I used to work in an office where I had to wear a tie. Sometimes before or after work, I had to drop by Publix, Wal-Mart, Target, etc. Invariably, someone will stop me and say, "Do you work here?" I had no store name tag, vest, smock, or anything that identified me as an employee. I'd tell them, "No, I don't work here." After a while, I'd be asked if I worked at the store so many times that I was very tempted to say, "No, I don't work here! Do you see a name tag? Does it look like I make $5/hour?"

One time, I walked into a store with a polo shirt and jeans. Someone asked me, "Do you work here?" I almost lost it!

Try going into Target wearing a red shirt of any sort and tan slacks...