Stupid Guest Tricks

Chewbacca would be there with his family, relating his glory days with Han Solo, and there'd be a subtitled translation of what he's saying at the bottom of the screen.

I think I saw C3PO in the corner yelling at everyone that it was too noisy and to turn the heat up, it's freezing in here.

felinefan wrote:Chewbacca would be there with his family, relating his glory days with Han Solo, and there'd be a subtitled translation of what he's saying at the bottom of the screen.

From yesterday's Cracked.com photoplasty contest Texts from Famous Fictional Characters:

How big is the screen on his phone? I don't think an iPad is big enough for those gigantic fingers.

YANXWIN wrote:Can you just imagine the scene of Luke and Leia sitting on a couch at a family reunion fat and old and complaining about the taxes. Han is surrounded by others telling stories about what he could still do if they would let him back in a spacecraft. Should be an epoch!!!

Hey it's 35 years after A New Hope, not 50! Remember Luke and Leia were around 18 in that film so they would be in their early 50s, not their 70s. Actually I think the current books are set about the same time frame, with Han and Leia's surviving daughter as a Jedi pilot and Luke's son as a very young Jedi. The original characters, with the exception of Chewbacca are still very active.

I don't know where this originates, but I've seen it in several places. This link is to a website that has it up:

Empire Strikes Back lost extended scene

When I first saw it, it gave me a good laugh.

That's tough love right there.

WEDFan wrote:I don't know where this originates, but I've seen it in several places. This link is to a website that has it up:

Empire Strikes Back lost extended scene

When I first saw it, it gave me a good laugh.

Sounds like somebody has been watching Robot Chicken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK2uJyznAkU