Stupid Guest Tricks

Welcome, neonkitten. With your arrival, it is now proven that people are dying to get in here. Kindly step all the way in, please, and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now. Is this thread actually stretching, or is it your imagination? I suppose you will need us to install hot and cold running chills. And consider this dismaying observation: This thread has no chamber and no doors.

Ah, such a wonderful script; parts are able to be modified to any purpose... A bus, a safari truck... and when combined with the Jungle Cruise and other scripts, and when you take people from MK and show them the bottom side of water, it is easy to make guests laugh.

Now then, where was I? Ah, yes.

:sgthello:

Oh, by the way, do you have any asbestos? I wouldn't want to see you become one of SGT's happy haunts. Our dragon should be by soon and spit a nice safety spiel at you. If you should choose an alcoholic drink, I would save it for after the most dangerous safety spiel in recorded history.

neonkittens!

Greetings neonkittens143, I am the resident dragon and would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try too hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay.

*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot

**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience

*Puts out the fire, and sweeps up the ashes.*

Hey, the Beverage committee is late again.

CBeilby wrote:Hey, the Beverage committee is late again.

Hope they're not out of product.

Big Wallaby wrote:Hope they're not out of product.

Not out of product, just doing "quality control testing". yeah, thats it!

On behalf of the BDOSGT (beverage committee) Welcome neonkittens143 to SGT. Make yourself at home and grab the cold beverage of your choice! :pepsi: :coke: :rumncoke:

delsdad wrote:Not out of product, just doing "quality control testing"

But that's an ongoing and very necessary process. You should always buy enough for the extra used in QC. In fact, more should be going to QC than ever goes to the new folks.

Big Wallaby wrote:But that's an ongoing and very necessary process. You should always buy enough for the extra used in QC. In fact, more should be going to QC than ever goes to the new folks.

I think that has been well covered in our "multi source procurement" model. We all buy beverages for the greetings, but you may have noticed that only one of us shells out ! The remaining liquids are dedicated to QC testing. :toast:

Speaking of beverages, I found some retro-Pepsi in my local Publix. It's made with real sugar and tastes better than the regular stuff they sell.

avengador1 wrote:Speaking of beverages, I found some retro-Pepsi in my local Publix. It's made with real sugar and tastes better than the regular stuff they sell.

Doesn't that show up fairly reliably at passover ? I know stores here that sell it advertise the fact pretty heavily in the fall.