Stupid Guest Tricks

Yes the custodial parkas are awesome. Waterproof, has a hood and fleece on the inside. Beats the crap out of both the transparent and yellow rain gear. Get these, just the bottom raingear, and ask a manager to get a pair of boots from the custodial management locker and YOU ARE SET. Too bad its only good for like 2 months of the year at night. The price is very high though, at $90 on the company's website. Also you dont have to wear pouches.

The Monorail coats aint too bad either... put the white scarf UNDER teh fur collar and you look real pimp. but that little jacket.. hello capt EO it's gotta go

i like the Monorail costume in general, but yeah the jacket is terrible. i like the longer coats and jackets, anything that can catch a breeze and billow in my wake is awesome. too bad the evil queen is a femal charcater, i would love to walk around in a snit all the time. cruela gets to do that oo, but she's more talkative... i guess i'll just have to become a fuzzy and be the queen of hearts.

Stduck wrote:It does? Does that mean its a hydrolic lift too? Hm ... I thought ours was the only one ... (had to get the guests under the train tracks some how....

haha, i run you over!

I had a religous extreamist come up to me one day a week ago at Coaster and simply asked "Have you tried Jesus"

Yes sir I have, I pissed him off somehow and Florida got three damn hurricanes for it.

Yesterday when I was Gangster I had a guest ask me what movie they were in. Now this is just after I pressed the spiel button and the whole "This is Alien, you are with Sigorney Weaver abord the spaceship Nostromo. . . " had gone off. Then the people in the front row went off arguing weither it was Star Wars or StarTrek. :bang: They then went off arguing about what movie Raiders of the Lost Ark is after the auto spiel said "In Raiders of the Lost Ark Indina Jones . . . " It may have been the same person who didn't even call GMR anything close to what it is.

Arguing...about what movie...Raiders was.

Ok, YOU only have a pistol.

I have a pistol and a bullwhip. And I've got a feeling Im about to whip some ass.

How in the hell? I-Gr. I need to go calm down before I loose it.

IndyandMarion wrote:Ok, YOU only have a pistol.

But at that time I was out of bullets, and it takes so long to reload. At least longer than it takes to go through the scene. Plus those damn brass rings in the chamber makes it hard to shoot a .357 magnum cargrage out of the gun. But with a saboat I can shoot a .225 caliber cargrage out of the pistol, but it takes too long to load a cartrage with a saboat.

Damn.

All it takes is 3-5 seconds for me.
Grab
Unferal
Pull back
Snap
Recoil

)Bullwhip(

Stduck wrote:New favorite stupid question in reference to the mansion costume and its code 90.

Aren't you warm in that?

I used to tell people that I was was freezing. That usually got them away from me.