Stupid Guest Tricks

Savage Chickens had a great online cartoon panel a few years ago. "no, the glass is half full, but I bet there's arsenic in it."

No no no, the cylinder is full, half of it's contents is a colorless odorless liquid and the other half is a colorless odorless gas. :p:

SG: Can I see Illuminations reflections of Earth from Rivers of America?

CM: No, that show is at the World Showcase at Epcot in FL.

OK, pass those industrial carrots to security. I had no idea Ullimnations was here at Disneyland. Also, I have heard SG claiming that World of Color is where they have Fantasmic!

turkeyham wrote:Also, I have heard SG claiming that World of Color is where they have Fantasmic!

I heard this one myself once. I suspect that, somehow, the rumor got started that Fantasmic was being moved...

SG teen: Do we get the 10% off the chicken legs here?

CM: No, only at Knott's Berry Farm.

CM: Disneyland does not sell giant chicken legs.

Lasolimu wrote:No no no, the cylinder is full, half of it's contents is a colorless odorless liquid and the other half is a colorless odorless gas. :p:

Oh no, Dyhydrogen Monoxide

http://www.dhmo.org/

Didn't I just post that a week ago? :p:

Big Wallaby wrote:Didn't I just post that a week ago? :p:

SGT has re-runs during the summer ;)

But summer is when some of our best stories come in... No time for reruns right now.

By the way, kinda neat site...

http://www.dhmo.org

Big Wallaby wrote:But summer is when some of our best stories come in... No time for reruns right now.

See, we gather the good stories during the summer and start playing them in the fall. Summer is when we auto-mate the posting of previous stories while we are all out having fun. Or if you had a night like I did last night, out raking leaves, making sure limbs on trees aren't going to rip off, etc.