Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:This may be the one chance to see if the DL submarines really work.

If they can go under waterfalls, then surely going completely underwater should be no problem!

hobie16 wrote:Headlines in tomorrow's Middle East newspapers will read, "Damn, the Christians are still here."

More like "LOL, the Christians are still here."

TiggerHappy wrote:If they can go under waterfalls, then surely going completely underwater should be no problem!

The hatches are known to leak...

justafigment84 wrote:Well I guess I am no good. I got left behind. That's what I get.

There might be a movie in that !

delsdad wrote:there might be a movie in that !

Wall-E?

Still here :) Finished 2nd Relay for Life in a week and made it to Pirates. All tuckered out! ;)

Hello, everyone. This is Big Wallaby's... uh... dog. Has anyone seen him around? I just saw some shoes in the living room last night about 9:00 PM and there was smoke coming out of them.

Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face. Oh, well. I wish myself better luck next time.

In all seriousness, I feel sorry for Camping's victims that followed him to the end of the earth only to find that the earth is round.

I guess he and I have the same God, but I accept that part of the Bible that says "No man shall know the day or hour."

ktulu wrote:The hatches are known to leak...

Nothing a bit of gum can't fix.

Big Wallaby wrote:Hello, everyone. This is Big Wallaby's... uh... dog.

I started laughing here.

big wallaby wrote:...in all seriousness, i feel sorry for camping's victims that followed him to the end of the earth only to find that the earth is round.

I guess he and i have the same god, but i accept that part of the bible that says "no man shall know the day or hour."

+1

Claim: In a full-page ad that appeared in the May 20 issue of USA Today, Pastor Harold Camping promised that "Judgment Day begins with a worldwide earthquake on May 21, 2011. Cry mightily unto God for mercy."

Reality: There was no worldwide earthquake on Saturday. There was, however, the start of an eruption of Iceland's Grimsvotn volcano, which is located underneath the Vatnajokull glacier, and brings back memories of a similar eruption of the Eyjafjallajökull volcano, according to meteorologists Haraldur Eirkisson and Fridjon Magnusson.

Aftermath: Apparently God isn't mad enough at us yet to bring about the End Times, but he is annoyed enough to mess with northern European airspace and make us wrestle with Icelandic names for a couple weeks. Consider that a verbal warning, world!